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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the
other side.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blonde - Word Processor

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How can you tell when a blonde has been on a word processor?
There is white-out on the screen. (A word processor is a computer,
and white out is a fluid designed to correct mistakes made on paper).

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blondes - Memory

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Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to
retrain them on Monday.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blonde - Empty Head

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in
her ear.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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T.G.I.F.

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
(T.G.I.F. is an acronym for Thank God It's Friday, the end of the work
week).

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blonde Intelligence

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blonde Intelligence

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blonde Flake

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

What do you get when you put 25 blondes in a freezer? Frosted
Flakes.

"Flake" is a slang for a person who is silly, goofy, or dumb.
"Frosted Flakes" is a cereal product.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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FOOD CUSTOM

IF SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS AWAY, IF YOU SET A PLATE OF FOOD
FOR THEM THEY WILL RETURN DURING THE MEAL.

Data entry tech comment:

Updated by TRD

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; 409 SOUTH QUAD ; Thomas, Mike

Keyword(s): Absence ; FAMILY ; FOOD ; Meal

Subject headings: Food Drink -- Service Table furnishing and decoration
BELIEF -- Home

Date learned: 03-02-1972

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ARGENTINIAN HALLOWEEN

IN ARGENTINA, EL DIA DE CARNIVAL IS A DAY LIKE HALLOWEEN.
IT IS ONE WEEK LONG IN LATE SPRING.
WE REALLY DON'T HAVE A HALLOWEEN LIKE THE UNITED STATES BUT
EVERYONE DRESSES UP IN VARIOUS COSTUMES AND THEN THEY PARADE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY. THE WHOLE CITY PARADES AROUND IN
THEIR COSTUMES. THERE ARE ALSO ORGANIZED CLUBS WHICH PARADE DOWN
THE STREETS WITH THE LEADERS AND OFFICIALS OF THE CITY. HAVING
WATER FIGHTS AND SHAVING CREAM FIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY
IS ALSO A PART OF THE CELEBRATION.
THIS TAKES PLACE ONE WEEK LONG IN LATE SPRING.

Where learned: SOUTH AMERICA

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- October 31 Halloween
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Spring Planting

Date learned: 00-00-1970

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GRAFFITO

"THE U.S. ARMY CONSISTS OF THE UNEDUCATED LEADING THE UNWILLING
IN THE PERFORMANCE OF THE UNNECESSARY."

Where learned: SOUTH VIETNAM ; Vietnam ; ARMY LATRINE ; AHN KHE

James Callow Keyword(s): PARAMOION: REPETITION AT THE BEGINNINGS OF WORDS ; SATIRE

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Art Craft Architecture Art, Craft, Architecture

Date learned: CA00001969

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KRAKOWIAK (POLISH DANCE)

LIKE THE AMERICAN SQUARE DANCE.

Where learned: CHILDHOOD ; NOT GIVEN ; HOME ; PENNSYLVANIA ; MICHIGAN ; LETTER ; OHIO ; NEW JERSEY ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; AUTOGRAPH BOOK ; GROSSE POINTE ; HARPER WOODS ; GROSSE POINTE WOODS ; WARREN ; JAPAN ; RUSSIA ; GRAND RAPIDS ; SHIPLE HALL ; GARDEN CITY ; ROYAL OAK ; TOLEDO ; TRENTON ; FARMINGTON ; KALAMAZOO ; CANADA ; ONTARIO ; MARYGROVE COLLEGE ; DETROIT ; MAIL ; INDIANA ; DETROIT, ASSUMED ; TOLD AT HOME ; FERNDALE ; SOUTHFIELD ; TENNESSEE ; MACKENZIE HIGH SCHOOL ; HAMTRAMCK ; DEARBORN ; MINNESOTA ; ILLINOIS ; NEW YORK ; FLORIDA ; KOREA ; WISCONSIN ; NEW HAMPSHIRE ; STUDENT UNION ; READING ; AUSTRALIA ; Sylvania ; Sterling Heights ; MICHIGAN, ASSUMED ; GROSSE POINTE PARK ; OAK PARK ; SOUTHGATE ; STURGEON LAKE ; REDFORD ; TOORAK ; VICTORIA ; ROSEVILLE ; LINCOLN PARK ; TRAVERSE CITY ; HUNTINGTON WOODS ; PONTIAC ; TROY ; PORT CHESTER ; SOUTH AMERICA ; BROOKVILLE ; MONTREAL ; SEOUL ; NORTH OLMSTED ; EASTOWN THEATER ; ERIE ; University of Notre Dame ; FRANKLINVILLE ; TORONTO ; TOLD AT ; TOLD BY ; TOLD IN ; SCRANTON ; MONROE ; GLENVIEW ; MOSCOW ; GULLEY ; FINLAND ; HARBOR BEACH ; HOUGHTON LAKE ; Hudson Lake ; 1962 ; INDIANAPOLIS ; JONESBORO ; KANSASVILLE ; LEXINGTON ; MASSILLON ; MAUCH CHUNK ; MELVINDALE ; MILFORD ; NEW ROCHELLE ; NIAGARA FALLS ; PANAMA CITY ; PATAGONIA ; ARGENTINA ; RESIDENCE HALL ; SAINT CLAIR SHORES ; TOLD AT HONORS HOUSE ; AMERICAN HISTORY CLASS

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Dance

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AT JEWISH WEDDINGS THE BRIDE AND GROOM DRINK FROM
A GLASS GOBLET. THE GROOM DRINKS FIRST TO SHOW HIS
AUTHORITY OVER THE BRIDE. THE BRIDE DRINKS SECOND
TO SHOW HER SUBMISSION TO HER HUSBAND. THEN THE
GROOM SMASHES THE GOBLET UNDER HIS FOOT SO THAT NO
ONE ELSE MAY DRINK FROM IT, SYMBOLIZING THAT NO
PERSON SHALL COME BETWEEN THIS COUPLE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Marriage Stepping on wine glass

Date learned: 10-00-1971

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Proverb

The article states a need for investigation into American author's use of proverbs. says in looking for proverbs in a work, that the definition of a proverb should be taken in its widest sense.

The Mieder study lists 322 different proverbs in "The People, Yes."

Data entry tech comment:

Motifs Added by TRD

Where learned: Mieder, Wolfgang ; Proverb of Carl Sanburgs Poem, The People Yes ; Southern Folklore Quarterly

Keyword(s): AMERICAN ; Authors ; DEFINITION ; Investigation ; poem ; PROVERB ; Sandberg ; Study

Subject headings: PROVERB -- PROVERB

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SAYING

ONE THREAD OF KINDNESS DRAWS MORE THAN A HUNDRED HORSES

Submitter comment: W W BREESE M D WELL SPRINGS OF TRUTH 1883 PAGE 144

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Keyword(s): NUMBERS

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: 10-05-1968

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DON'T EAT BUTTER ON SATURDAYS.

Submitter comment: INFORMANT SAYS AUNT WILL NOT SERVE BUTTER IN HER HOUSE
ON SATURDAYS. SHE OWNS A RESTAURANT AT WHICH SHE
SERVES BUTTER THOUGH. AUNT DID NOT AND WOULD NOT
TELL INFORMANT WHY.

Where learned: MAINE ; SOUTH PORTLAND

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- F754 F754.5

Date learned: 11-05-1971

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Polish Dope Pusher

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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PLACE YOUR SHOES ON THE WINDOW LEDGE ON ST. NICHOLAS DAY,
AND MANY TREATS WILL BE LEFT FOR YOU.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- December 6 Feast of St. Nicholas

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WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH MY FIRST CHILD I CONTINUALLY HAD
CRAVINGS FOR STRAWBERRIES. I WAS KNOWN TO EAT STRAWBERRIES
MORE THAN 3 TIMES IN A GIVEN DAY. MY MOTHER ONCE TOLD ME TO
STOP THIS HABIT OR MY CHILD WOULD LOOK LIKE A STRAWBERRY.
SHE SAID THAT IN THE OLD COUNTRY (HUNGARY), SUCH THINGS HAD
HAPPENED MANY TIMES. SHE SAID THAT MY CHILD WOULD CARRY WITH
HER, FOREVER, A REMINDER OF MY CRAVING. AS IT GOES, MY FIRST
CHILD WAS BORN WITH A STRAWBERRY SHAPED BIRTHMARK ON HER LEFT
LEG. NOW, SOME 25 YEARS LATER, SHE STILL HAS THE BIRTHMARK.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Birth

Date learned: 00-00-1963

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Proverb

A watched pot never boils.

Submitter comment:

Learned from her mother

Data entry tech comment:

Motifs added by TRD

James Callow comment:

Located in pile marked Duplicates and Other Rejects

Where learned: INDIANA ; Furr, Mrs O E ; South Bend

Keyword(s): Boil ; PATIENCE ; Pot ; Watch ; WATER

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

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