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POLLACK JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
A POLLACK KILLED HIMSELF SMOKING A CIGARETTE NEAR A CLIFF.
HE THREW THE WRONG BUTT OVER THE CLIFF
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROSEVILLE
James Callow Keyword(s): PUN BUTTOCKS
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 12-00-1974
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POLLACK JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
NAACP REALLY STANDS FOR: NIGGERS ARE ACTUALLY COLORED POLLACKS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROSEVILLE
| Subject headings: | Food Drink -- NEGR BELIEF -- Poli Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 12-00-1974
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POLLACK JOKE
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A POLLACK KILLED HIMSELF RUNNING HIS CAR OVER A CLIFF.
HE WANTED TO TEST HIS AIR BRAKES
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROSEVILLE
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 12-00-1974
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT EVEL KNEIVELSKI? HE TRIED TO JUMP OVER 17
MOTORCYCLES IN A MACK TRUCK.
Submitter comment:
THIS JOKE WAS POPULAR AROUND THE TIME OF EVEL KNEIVEL'S ATTEMPTED
MOTORCYCLE JUMP OVER THE SNAKE RIVER CANYON.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: CA09101974
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POLISH JOKE
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WHY COULDN'T THE POLACK EAT PICKLES? BECAUSE HE COULDN'T GET HIS
HEAD IN THE JAR:
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; LINCOLN PARK
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 01-10-1973
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NONE
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QUESTION: HOW DO YOU GET A POLACK FRUSTRATED? ANSWER: I DON'T
KNOW, HOW DO YOU GET A POLACK FRUSTRATED? QUESTIONER: (NO REPLY)
THE QUESTIONER DOES NOT ANSWER, MAKING THE ANSWERER FRUSTRATED.
(ANOTHER JOKE) IT WAS COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT VITO'S WIFE WAS
EXPECTING. ONE DAY VITO WALKED INTO A LOCAL BAR WITH A SHOTGUN
IN HIS HAND. HE WAS OBVIOUSLY ANGRY. A CLOSE FRIEND WALKED UP
AND SAID, "VITO, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO MAD? DID YOUR WIFE HAVE THE
BABY? " " SHE HAD TRIPLETS" WAS THE REPLY. " THEN WHY ARE YOU
SO MAD?" "I'M LOOKING FOR THE OTHER TWO GUYS."
Where learned: DETROIT
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: CA03001974
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THERE WERE TWO POLLACKS BUILDING A HOUSE. ONE WAS NAILING THE BOARDS
UP WHILE THE OTHER ONE CUT THEM. THE ONE WHO WAS NAILING KEPT CURSING
AND THROWING NAILS AWAY. THE SECOND POLLACK BECAME CURIOUS AND ASKED
HIM WHAT HE WAS DOING. HE SAID THAT SOME OF THE NAILS HAD THE HEAD
ON THE WRONG END AND HE COULDN'T USE THEM SO HE THREW THEM AWAY. THE
OTHER POLLACK REPRIMANDED HIM FOR THROWING THEM AWAY AND TOLD HIM
THAT HE SHOULD SAVE THEM SINCE THEY COULD BE USED ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE HOUSE.
Where learned: PENNSYLVANIA ; SAINT CLAIR
James Callow Keyword(s): POSITION DIRECTION
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
WHAT HAS AN IQ OF ONE?
POLAND
Where learned: PENNSYLVANIA ; HAZELTON
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-00-1973
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POLISH JOKE
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLLACK WHO BROKE BOTH LEGS WHILE RAKING
LEAVES?
HE FELL OUT OF THE TREE.
Where learned: PENNSYLVANIA ; HAZELTON
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-00-1973
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POLISH JOKE
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TWO POLLACKS WENT TO TAKE A VOCATIONAL TEST. AFTER THE TEST, THE
FIRST ONE REMARKED THAT IT WAS A HARD TEST AND HE DIDN'T ANSWER MANY
OF THE QUESTIONS. THE SECOND ONE SAID THAT HE HAD THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
HARD BEFORE HE TOOK IT AND SO HE PICKED THE SMARTEST LOOKING PERSON
AT THE TEST TO SIT NEXT TO AND COPIED ALL HIS ANSWERS.
Submitter comment:
THE JOKE, OF COURSE, HERE IS THAT VOCATIONAL TESTS HAVE NO RIGHT OR
WRONG ANSWER BUT ARE DESIGNED TO TELL WHAT TYPE OF JOB YOU WOULD BE
BEST SUITED FOR.
Where learned: PENNSYLVANIA ; SAINT CLAIR
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 00001960S
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ETHNIC JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FIFTY PEOPLE THAT DROWNED OFF THE COAST
OF FLORIDA? SOME POLE TRIED TO HIJACK A BUS TO CUBA.
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
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ETHNIC JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
POLISH PEOPLE SEND THEIR KIDS TO SCHOOL TO LEARN WHERE TO PUT
TREES. THEY GO BETWEEN TWOS AND FOURS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): ETHNIC PRONUNCIATION
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli SPEECH -- Vocabulary of Special Group |
Date learned: 10-00-1973
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DROODLE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
TWO POLACKS WALKING ABREAST
Submitter comment:
AS WITH ALL DROODLES, THE PICTURE IS SHOWN TO A PERSON, AND HE
IS ASKED "WHAT IS THIS?" AFTER HE GIVES UP, HE IS TOLD.
THIS WAS CIRCULATING AT MY HIGH-SCHOOL, CENTRAL CATHOLIC IN
CANTON, OHIO, IN 1970-71. RECENTLY MY YOUNGER BROTHER, NOW A STUDENT
AT THE SAME SCHOOL, CAME HOME WITH THE SAME DROODLE. ONE WAY THINGS
SUCH AS THIS ARE SPREAD, I BELIEVE, IS THAT STUDENTS PUT THEM ON
THEIR TEXTBOOKS, AND WHEN THEY SELL THE TEXTBOOK THE FOLLOWING YEAR,
SOMEONE NEW PICKS IT UP AND PASSES IT ON.
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 11-00-1973
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A MAN, WISHING TO BE A POLAK, WENT TO A DOCTOR. HE TOLD HIM OF AN
OPERATION WHEREBY TAKING OUT TWENTY FIVE
PERCENT OF YOUR BRAINS,
YOU WILL BECOME A POLAK. THE MAN AGREED TO IT AND THE OPERATION TOOK
PLACE. TWO WEEKS LATER, THE MAN RETURNED TO HIS DOCTOR. "HOW'S THE
OPERATION?" ASKED THE DOCTOR. "MAMA MIA SOMETHING WENT WRONG!" HE
REPLIED. EVIDENTLY THE DOCTOR REMOVED SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT OF HIS
BRAINS AND TRANSFORMED HIM INTO A DAGO.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): DEROGATORY SLANG
| Subject headings: | ITAL BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 09-22-1972
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Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE POLISH GROUP MAKING A MARCH ON
WASHINGTON? THE LAST WE HEARD OF THEM THEY WERE FIVE MILES OUT
OF SEATTLE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): STATE CONFUSED WITH CITY
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 09-22-1972
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Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THERE WAS A BIG FOOTBALL GAME BETWEEN A TEAM OF POLAKS AND A TEAM OF
WAPS, AND WELL INTO THE FOURTH QUARTER, THE SCORE WAS 0 TO 0. A
NEARBY FACTORY THEN BLEW ITS WHISTLE WHEREUPON THE POLAKS LEFT
THE FIELD THINKING IT TO BE THE END OF THE GAME. SIX PLAYS LATER,
THE WAPS SCORED.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN
| Subject headings: | ITAL BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-17-1972
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Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNIER THAN A POLAK TRYING TO BUILD A HOUSE IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN? A WAP TRYING TO LAY THE FOUNDATION.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN
| Subject headings: | ITAL BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-17-1972
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Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE POLAK WHO GOT HURT RAKING LEAVES? HE
FELL OUT OF A TREE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN
James Callow Keyword(s): POSITION DIRECTION
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-17-1972
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
QUESTION: HOW DO YOU TELL A POLISH BRIDE AND GROOM FROM ANY
OTHER BRIDE AND GROOM? ANSWER: FROM HIS BOWLING SHIRT AND HER
BRAIDS UNDER HER ARMS.
Where learned: DETROIT ; TOLD IN
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-23-1972
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