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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO SCREW GIRL IN CAR HAVE HOT ROD.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: 00-00-1960

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PROVERB

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BIG CATS ARE DANGEROUS, BUT A LITTLE PUSSY NEVER HURT ANYONE.

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PUSSY IS A SLANG EXPRESSION FOR THE ACT OF LOVE-MAKING.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANIMAL ; SEMANTICS ; SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): OBSERVATION ; OBSERVATION ; PUN ; REFERENCE TO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: 00-00-1971

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SAYING

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HILL WITH THEIR FISTS BALLED UP.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): NEGRO ; RACISM

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Body part Senses
PROVERB -- Blason Populaire
PROVERB -- Proverbial Comparison
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Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: BABY CONCEIVED ON BACKSEAT OF CAR WITH AUTOMATIC
TRANSMISSION GROW UP TO BE SHIFTLESS BASTARD.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): PUN

James Callow Keyword(s): PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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PROVERB

CONFUCIUS SAY: BOY WHO GOES TO BED WITH SEXUAL PROBLEMS FIND
SOLUTION IN HAND IN MORNING.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): PUN ; SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): MASTURBATION ; PARODY ; PUN

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: 00-00-1968

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PROVERB

CONFUCIUS SAY: BLINDE (SIC) GIRL HAVE BLACK HAIR BY CRACKY.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): BLONDE? ; PARODY ; PUDENDUM ; PUN

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: DO NOT MAKE LOVE TO WOMAN IN PANTRY OR GET ASS IN JAM.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: 00-00-1968

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PROVERB

CONFUCIUS SAY: GIRL WHO FLY IN AIRPLANE UPSIDE DOWN HAVE CRACK UP.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: 00-00-1960

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PROVERB

CONFUCIUS SAY: GIRL WHO FLY AIRPLANE UPSIDE DOWN HAVE CRACK UP.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUDENDUM ; PUN

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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PROVERB

CONFUCIUS SAY: GIRL WHO HAVE RED HAIR HAVE RED HAIR BY CRACKY.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): COLOR

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUDENDUM ; PUN

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: 00-00-1960

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CONFUCIUS SAY: KOTEX NOT BEST THING ON EARTH, BUT NEXT TO IT.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): HUMAN BODY

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUDENDUM ; PUN

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: LAY GIRL IN STRAWBERRY PATCH, GET SELF IN JAM.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): FOOD ; PUN ; SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): ELLIPSIS ; PARODY ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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FRATERNITY DRINKING SONG

HERE'S TO BROTHER (NAME), BROTHER (NAME), BROTHER (NAME)
HERE'S TO BROTHER (NAME) WHO'S WITH US TONIGHT.
HE EATS IT, HE BEATS IT, HE EVEN MISTREATS IT,
HERE'S TO BROTHER (NAME) WHO'S WITH US TONIGHT.
SO DRINK CHUG-A-LUG, DRINK CHUG-A-LUG, DRINK CHUG-A-LUG,
DRINK CHUG-A-LUG (CONTINUES UNTIL THE BROTHER FINISHES DRINKING)
HERE'S TO BROTHER (NAME) WHO'S WITH US TONIGHT.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): FRATERNITY SONG ; OBSCENE DRINKING SONG

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Social reunion
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SONG.

MARK IS MAD AND I'M GLAD
AND I KNOW HOW TO PLEASE HIM.
A BOTTLE OF WINE TO MAKE HIM SHINE
AND THREE LITTLE NIGGERS TO SQUEEZE HIM.

Submitter comment: SUNG TO HER BY HER GRANDFATHER

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Ill humor Ridicule Mockery
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Date learned: DATE NOT RECORDED BY COLLECTOR.

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PARODIES (SONGS)

HEY LOTTY LOTTY POTTY
HEY LOTTY POTTY PO
HEY LOTTY POTTY POTTY
HEY GIRL I LOVE YOU SO

I KNOW A GIRL NAMED BUFFALO BILL
HEY POTTY POTTY, PO
WHEN SHE WON'T DO IT HER BUFFALO WILL
HEY LOTTY POTTY PO}

REPEAT CHORUS

Submitter comment: TUNE OF SOURWOOD MOUNTAIN.
SONG FROM JOHN CARROLL UNIVERSITY.

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Good humor Jest
Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Ill humor Ridicule Mockery
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BILLBOARD SONG

THERE IS A BILLBOARD ON THE HILL
THAT SEXY BILLBOARD GIVES ME SUCH A THRILL
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND JUST A CHILD
THAT SEXY BILLBOARD DROVE ME WILD.

Submitter comment: OFTEN SUNG AT BROTHER RICE HIGH IN CONJUNCTION WITH
ANY ONE OF THE BROTHERS. THE NICKNAME WAS USED AND "DA-DA"
SUBSTITUTED FOR BILLBOARD FOR SUGGESTIVE EFFECT. I.E.:
"MICKEY'S DA-DA DROVE ME WILD."

Where learned: FERNDALE ; MICHIGAN, ASSUMED

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Ill humor Ridicule Mockery
Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Children
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Date learned: DATE NOT RECORDED BY COLLECTOR.

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BABY TRAINS

WHY CAN'T BIG TRAINS HAVE LITTLE TRAINS?
BECAUSE THE NEW YORK CENTRAL ALWAYS PULLS OUT ON TIME.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): INTERCOURSE WITHDRAWAL

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: 11-17-1967

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MATH PROF

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CONSTIPATED MATHEMATICS PROFESSOR WHO
WORKED IT OUT WITH A PENCIL?
YES

Submitter comment: COLLECTED FROM THE WALL OF THE MENS JOHN IN
RENO HALL, BASEMENT.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): OBSCENE

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Art Craft Architecture Art, Craft, Architecture
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: 11-24-1967

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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PREGNANT WOMAN AND A LIGHTBULB?
YOU CAN'T UNSCREW THE WOMAN

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): OBSCENE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: UNKNOWN

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WHY DIDN'T THE FORTUNE TELLER HAVE ANY KIDS?
HE HAD CRYSTAL BALLS

Where learned: UNKNOWN

Keyword(s): GONADS BODY PART ; OBSCENE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: UNKNOWN

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