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Dog Joke

There was a dog convention going on. The dogs were told to
check in and hang their rear-ends up on the wall for display. The
convention hall caught on fire! Dogs were yelling, "Fire! fire!,
everybody just grab a rear-end and escape!" That's why dogs go
around smelling each other's butts today, they're trying to locate
their own.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; Co workers ; Michigan Consolidated Gas Company

James Callow Keyword(s): Origin of animal behavior

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Mammal
PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00001980S

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Meanings of the Pentacle

The following again was told to me by Carol, who has been a
practicing witch. She was a member of a coven based in Michigan.

The pentacle has a rich history in the magical and spiritual customs
of many cultures. In Greece it was the symbol of Demeter's daughter
Kore, the goddess of vegetation and the fruits of the field, because
the apple contains a star composed of five seeds in its core.
Pythagorean mystics honored the pentacle, which they called
"Pentalpha", because it consisted of five interwoven alphas: the Greek
letter "A", which stood for birth and beginnings. In Egypt a
five-pointed star represented the great underground womb of Mother
Earth. The Celtic tribes also saw it as a sign of the Goddess of the
Underworld, Morgan. In Babylon the pentacle was an amulet of
protection and healing. In Judeo-Christian traditions the pentacle
was the first of the Seven Seals, which represented the secret name of
God; and King Solomon wore a pentacle on his ring as a sign of his
power to work magic. Among the old European tribespeople the pentacle
represented the Horned God, a shapeshifter who had five
manifestations: a human, a bull, a ram, a goat, and a stag.

The star is always drawn with one continuous stroke, with one point
upright.

James Callow comment: Puckett, Ohio, no. 25634: "Five fingers or anything to do with
five will protect you from the evil eye (Moslem)."

Puckett, Ohio, no. 26650: "Find the sign of the Pantagram on your
hand, you will be a victim of the werewolf."

Hand, North Carolina, no. 6027: "The claim for five (as "nearly
always" a lucky number) is not borne out in the literature, except,
perhaps for certain North American Indian tribes."

Cannon, Utah: "Five and multiples of five are lucky" (no. 11557);
"The five fingers of the hand, or any design or phrase associated with
the number five will protect against bad

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; MANCHESTER

James Callow Keyword(s): Five as apotropaic number.

Subject headings: 686 Fifths
686 Seven / Sevenths / Several

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blonde Flake

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

What do you get when you put 25 blondes in a freezer? Frosted
Flakes.

"Flake" is a slang for a person who is silly, goofy, or dumb.
"Frosted Flakes" is a cereal product.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blonde Intelligence

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blonde Intelligence

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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T.G.I.F.

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Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
(T.G.I.F. is an acronym for Thank God It's Friday, the end of the work
week).

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blonde - Empty Head

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How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Shine a flashlight in
her ear.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blondes - Memory

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Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to
retrain them on Monday.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blonde - Word Processor

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How can you tell when a blonde has been on a word processor?
There is white-out on the screen. (A word processor is a computer,
and white out is a fluid designed to correct mistakes made on paper).

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the
other side.

James Callow comment:

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Blondes Are Airheads

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? Thanks for the
refill.

James Callow comment:

Blowing in another's ear is sometimes regarded as a sexual thrill
for one or both parties.

"Blondes are dumb" -- Puckett, Ohio, no. 7197

"Blondes are dumb or stupid" -- Cannon, Utah, no. 2846

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHGATE

James Callow Keyword(s): Blond women

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

Date learned: 01-00-1992

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Martin Luther King Holiday

This holiday (the 3rd Monday of January) was passed in honor
of a man (born January 15, 1929) who stood for peace and equality
for all. He was assassinated in Memphis, Tennessee (1968) at the
age of 39. It is the first legal holiday honoring a Black or
Afro-American. In 1986, the automotive industry started
celebrating the Monday following Easter (called "Easter Monday")
as its holiday honoring Dr. King. As of this year (1992), the
automotive industry has two "paid holidays" honoring Dr. King.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): Black History

Subject headings: Favorites
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- January
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Winter
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Spring Planting Easter Monday Dyngus
BELIEF -- Religious hero
BELIEF -- Secular hero

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Torch Night

At Dominican High School in Detroit (all female), one of the
traditions is "Torch Night." When a student is a sophomore, a
junior picks her as her "Torch Night Partner," or "Torchie." The
two students spend the next year getting to know each other and
becoming closer. The next year, when the junior (who is now a
senior) is ready to graduate, there is a night called "Torch
Night." It is held in the auditorium and the partners stand next
to each other. There are readings and speeches, and then the
senior passes a votive--the torch-- to the junior, thereby passing
on the torch of leading the school. The junior, in turn, gives her
senior partner a rose as a promise to her to carry on the torch and
also as a goodbye gift of love. This has been a tradition at
Dominican High School for many years. As each partner passes on
the torch, there remains a connection that was begun many years
before.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): SYMBOLS

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- School

Date learned: 00-00-1984

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What do you call a blonde in a freezer? Answer: A Frosted
Flake.

Submitter comment:

This informant is a blonde, and loves blonde jokes.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): Frosted Flakes = a breakfast cereal

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 02-03-1992

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New Shoes (A Poem)

When I am walking down the street,
I do like to watch my feet.
Perhaps you do not know the news,
Mom has bought me fine new shoes.
When the left one squeaks I do not speak,
I listen to its bappy beat.

Submitter comment: I learned this when I was a kid from Mrs. Green, my school
teacher. I've always told it to my children and they still say
it whenever they buy new shoes.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): happy beat?

Subject headings: 686 Properties attributed to specific numbers or numerals individually.
Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Lyrical Verse Lyrical Verse

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IN OBERAMERGAUE, GERMANY DURING CHRISTMAS TIME, THEY
HOLD A PASSION PLAY, DEPICTING THE BIRTH OF OUR LORD.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; GERMANY ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): BIRTH OF OUR LORD=CHRISTMAS. ; SOME CONTRADICTION HERE--PASSION PLAY=CRUCIFIXION.

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- December 21 solstice to March 20 Christmas Season See F645.2 for Advent Season.

Date learned: 12-00-1967

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BACHELOR PARTY CUSTOM

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

THE GROOM IS USUALLY GIVEN A VERY LARGE JAR OF
VASELINE AS A HONEYMOON PRESENT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): LUBRICATION FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Marriage Bachelor parties

Date learned: 00-00-1967

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Autograph Rhyme

Each life's an album, every page

From fair haired youth to gray old age

Is writ in prose or story.

God grant your life and album be

Filled up with records good to see

The "finis" found in Glory.

Submitter comment:

Found in autograph book from the 1880's

Data entry tech comment:

Motifs added by TRD

Keyword(s): AGE ; Album ; AUTOGRAPH ; Elderly ; Glory ; Gray ; Old ; Record ; RHYME ; Signature ; Story ; VERSE ; Young ; YOUTH

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Lyrical Verse Lyrical Verse

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WE HAVE NO RELIGION IN JAPAN. WE EXCHANGE GREETING CARDS
WITH FRIENDS AND RELATIVES ON JANUARY FIRST, NEW YEAR'S
DAY. NOT TO DO SO IS IMPOLITE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; JAPAN ; ANN ARBOR

Keyword(s): WHAT ABOUT SHINTO

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- January 1 New Year's
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- January 7

Date learned: 02-04-1968

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CANDLES ARE LIT IN THE WINDOW TO LIGHT THE WAY OF MARY
AND JOSEPH.

Submitter comment: FROM FAMILY WHEN YOUNG.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): SYMBOL

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- December 25 Christmas Also see F642, below.
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- December 21 solstice to March 20 Lights and candles

Date learned: 11-26-1967

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