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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH INDIANAPOLIS 500 DRIVER?
HE HAD FIVE STOPS, TWO FOR GAS AND THREE FOR
DIRECTIONS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman
BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 09-10-1967

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WHY IS THE SUICIDE RATE IN HAMTRAMCK SO LOW?
YOU CAN'T JUMP OUT OF BASEMENT WINDOWS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman
BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 09-10-1967

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HOW DO YOU FIND THE POPULATION OF HAMTRAMCK?
ANSWER 1. ROLL A NICKEL DOWN THE STREET.
ANSWER 2. COUNT ALL THE BASEMENT WINDOWS AND MULTIPLY
TIMES TWELVE.
ANSWER 3. FLOOD THE SEWERS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman
BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 09-10-1967

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WHO PUT NINE BULLETS IN MALCOLM X?
25,000 POLISH SHARPSHOOTERS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman
BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 09-10-1967

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HOW DO YOU TELL THE BRIDEGROOM AT A POLISH WEDDING?
HE'S THE ONE IN THE FRESHLY IRONED BOWLING SHIRT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman
BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 10-21-1967

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RIDDLE

IF YOU HAD A HUNDRED MORONS SITTING AROUND A TABLE DRINKING
TAB, EATING APPLES AND SINGING, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?
THE MORON TAB AND APPLE CHOIR.

Submitter comment:

MR. CARAHER IS IN CONTACT WITH A GOOD MANY PEOPLE DUE TO
THE NATURE OF HIS JOB. THERE ARE QUITE A FEW JOKES THAT HE
GETS A KICK OUT OF PASSING ON.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

James Callow Keyword(s): MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR ; TAB IS A SUGAR-FREE SOFT DRINK

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00-00-1983

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DEAD BABY JOKE

WHY DID THE DEAD BABY CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE HE WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

James Callow Keyword(s): SICK JOKE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00-00-1983

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Jump-Rope Rhyme

DOWN IN THE VALLEY WHERE THE GREEN GRASS GROWS,
THERE SAT (GIRL'S NAME) AS SWEET AS A ROSE.
SHE SANG, AND SHE SANG, AND SHE SANG SO SWEET.
ALONG CAME (BOY'S NAME) AND KISSED HER ON THE CHEEK. HOW MANY KISSES DID SHE RECEIVE?
1, 2, 3, 4, . . .


 

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Informant and collector are the same person.


 

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM ; 21505 NORMANDALE

Keyword(s): ENDURANCE JUMP

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Game Verse Game Verse

Date learned: DATE NOT RECORDED BY COLLECTOR.

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Game Verse

DOWN IN THE VALLEY,
WHERE THE GREEN GRASS GROWS,
THERE SAT   (NAME)   AS SWEET AS A ROSE,
SHE SANG, SHE SANG, SHE SANG SO SWEET,
ALONG CAME   (NAME)   AND KISSED HER ON THE CHEEK. HOW MANY KISSES DID SHE RECEIVE?
ONE, TWO, THREE, ETC.

THIS IS SAID WHILE JUMPING ROPE.

Submitter comment:

INFORMANT LEARNED THIS WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD, FROM HER OLDER SISTER.

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Informant and collector are the same person.

 

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM ; 320 HAMILTON RD.

Keyword(s): ENDURANCE JUMP

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Game Verse Game Verse

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YOUNG GIRL IS GIVEN SPANISH FLY

A YOUNG GIRL WAS SUPPOSEDLY GIVEN A DOSE OF SPANISH FLY BY
HER DATE. HE LEFT HER ALONE FOR A WHILE TO GO INTO A STORE TO
PURCHASE A PACK OF CIGARETTES. THE CAR IN WHICH SHE WAS SITTING
HAD A GEAR SHIFT ON THE FLOOR, AND WHEN THE YOUNG MAN RETURNED,
HE FOUND THE GIRL STRADDLING THE GEAR SHIFT WHICH WAS THRUST INTO HER VAGINA.

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THIS STORY WAS WIDELY CIRCULATED IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND I STILL HEAR IT NOW.
I HEARD THIS ANECDOTE IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA AROUND 1935--IT WAS
WIDELY CIRCULATED. THERE'S A VARIANT IN WHICH SHE STICKS A
COKE BOTTLE UP HER PUDENDUM--AND WHEN EXTRACTING IT (THE BOTTLE
IS EMPTY), SHE REMOVES HER VITAL ORGANS (SUCTION).

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM ; OMAHA ; NEBRASKA

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Street Trip Relations between relatives, friends, host and guest Social class Rank
BELIEF -- Marriage

Date learned: 12-03-1967 ; 00001935 CA

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YOUNG GIRL IS GIVEN SPANISH FLY

A YOUNG GIRL WAS SUPPOSEDLY GIVEN A DOSE OF SPANISH FLY BY
HER DATE. HE LEFT HER ALONE FOR A WHILE TO GO INTO A STORE TO
PURCHASE A PACK OF CIGARETTES. THE CAR IN WHICH SHE WAS SITTING
HAD A GEAR SHIFT ON THE FLOOR, AND WHEN THE YOUNG MAN RETURNED,
HE FOUND THE GIRL STRADDLING THE GEAR SHIFT WHICH WAS THRUST INTO HER VAGINA.

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THIS STORY WAS WIDELY CIRCULATED IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND I STILL HEAR IT NOW.
I HEARD THIS ANECDOTE IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA AROUND 1935--IT WAS
WIDELY CIRCULATED. THERE'S A VARIANT IN WHICH SHE STICKS A
COKE BOTTLE UP HER PUDENDUM--AND WHEN EXTRACTING IT (THE BOTTLE
IS EMPTY), SHE REMOVES HER VITAL ORGANS (SUCTION).

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM ; OMAHA ; NEBRASKA

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Street Trip Relations between relatives, friends, host and guest Social class Rank
BELIEF -- Marriage

Date learned: 12-03-1967 ; 00001935 CA

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: HOW CAN THREE FAT LADIES FIT UNDER ONE UMBRELLA?
ANSWER: WHEN IT'S NOT RAINING.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Keyword(s): RAINING (A) ; UMBRELLA (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 09-00-1965

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IN LOVE, THERE IS ALWAYS ONE WHO KISSES AND ONE WHO OFFERS THE CHEEK

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM ; COLLECTORS HOME

Keyword(s): METAPHOR ; OBSERVATION ; REPETITION

James Callow Keyword(s): LEADING AND FOLLOWING AMONG LOVERS

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Apothegm Maxim

Date learned: 04-05-1971

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IRISH SUPERSTITION

IF YOU WASH YOUR FACE IN DEW ON THE FIRST
DAY OF MAY, YOU WILL BE BEAUTIFUL.

Submitter comment: IN TELLING THIS, THE INFORMANT RECALLS ACTUALLY
WASHING HER FACE IN DEW ON MAY 1ST, AND ENDING
UP WITH A TERRIBLE RASH AND A FEW VISITS TO
A DERMATOLOGIST.

Where learned: HOME ; MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM

Keyword(s): BAD RESULTS FROM SUPERSTITIOUS PRACTICE ; IRONY ; SKIN

Subject headings: 686 Properties attributed to specific numbers or numerals individually.
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- May 1 May Day

Date learned: 09-23-1969

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PROVERB

IF YOU CAN'T FIND TIME TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT,HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO FIND TIME TO DO IT OVE.

Submitter comment: SOURCE NOT KNOWN.

Data entry tech comment: GOOD ADVICE TO PEOPLE WHO NEED TO TAKE THINGS AT A SLOWER PACE,AND
TAKE TIME TO SOLVE PROBLEMS.

Where learned: HOME ; BIRMINGHAM ; MICHIGAN, ASSUMED

Keyword(s): RHETORICAL QUESTION

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Apothegm Maxim

Date learned: 11-15-1967

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ARTHRITIS

WOMEN WILL WEAR A COPPER BRACELET TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES OF ARTHRITIS.

Where learned: HOME ; MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM ; 32020 SHERIDAN DR

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Remedy

Date learned: 03-17-1971

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WHEN A MILITARY SHIP SINKS, A WREATH IS PLACED ON IT FOR
PRESERVATION OF IT.

Where learned: HOME ; MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM ; 32020 SHERIDAN DR

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- F535

Date learned: 03-22-1971

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SHERLOCK HOLMES RIDDLE

SHERLOCK HOLMES DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN AND SAINT PETER
WANTS TO FIND OUT IF THIS GUY WAS REALLY THE FAMOUS SHERLOCK
HOLMES. SO HE LINES UP EVERYONE IN HEAVEN (THEY ARE ALL NUDE)
AND ASKS HIM TO PICK OUT ADAM AND EVE. SHERLOCK SAYS, "THOSE
TWO". HOW DID HE KNOW?
-- ADAM AND EVE DID NOT HAVE ANY NAVELS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; TOLD AT COLLECTORS HOME ; BIRMINGHAM

Keyword(s): BELLY BUTTON

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-00-1968

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THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE RULES THE WORLD

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM ; TOLD AT HIS HOME ; 32020 SHERIDAN DR

Keyword(s): CONTRAST ; MOTHERHOOD

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: 03-21-1971

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DUMB, DUMB DODO, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN./ I CAN RUN FASTER THAN ---CAN.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; TOLD AT HOME ; BIRMINGHAM

Keyword(s): CALL-RHYME

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Game Verse Game Verse

Date learned: 11-02-1969

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