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LIMERICK
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THERE ONCE WAS A COUPLE NAMED KELLY,
WHO LOVED TO DANCE BELLY TO BELLY.
BECAUSE IN THEIR HASTE,
THEY USED LIBRARY PASTE,
INSTEAD OF PETROLEUM JELLY.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; NEW YORK ; ALBANY ; CAMPUS
James Callow Keyword(s): ALLUSION TO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Narrative Verse |
Date learned: 12-00-1973
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LIMERICK
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM NORWAY,
WHO HUNG BY HER HEELS FROM THE DOORWAY.
SHE SAID TO HER MAN,
GET OFF THE DIVAN,
I THINK I'VE DISCOVERED ONE MORE WAY.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; NEW YORK ; ALBANY ; CAMPUS
James Callow Keyword(s): ALLUSION TO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Narrative Verse |
Date learned: 12-00-1973
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PRETENDED OBSCENE RIDDLE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
Q: WHAT GOES IN HARD AND COMES OUT SOFT, STICKY, AND WET?
A: GUM.
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ANOTHER VARIANT IN U OF D FOLKLORE 5 X 8 CARD FILES.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): EATABLES AND DRINKS (A) ; LITERAL ; STATES OF BEING (Q)
James Callow Keyword(s): PENIS ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- True Riddle Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 09-00-1971
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PROVERB
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO LAYS GIRL IN FIELD GET PIECE ON EARTH.
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
Keyword(s): SEX
James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE=LAY
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
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PROVERB
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO LAY GIRL ON HILL, NOT ON LEVEL.
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
Keyword(s): SEX
James Callow Keyword(s): PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE=LAY
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
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PROVERB
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO LOSE KEY TO GIRLFRIENDS PLACE GET NO NEW
KEY.
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
Keyword(s): SEX
James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN--NEW KEY (NOOKY) ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
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PROVERB
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO SCREW GIRL IN CAR HAVE HOT ROD.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): SEX
James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1960
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PROVERB
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
CONFUCIUS SAY: BABY CONCEIVED ON BACKSEAT OF CAR WITH AUTOMATIC
TRANSMISSION GROW UP TO BE SHIFTLESS BASTARD.
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
Keyword(s): PUN
James Callow Keyword(s): PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
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PROVERB
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
CONFUCIUS SAY: BOY WHO MAKE LOVE TO GIRL ON MOUNTAINSIDE NOT ON
LEVEL.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): SEX
James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor |
Date learned: 00-00-1967
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PROVERB
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
CONFUCIUS SAY: DO NOT MAKE LOVE TO WOMAN IN PANTRY OR GET ASS IN JAM.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): SEX
James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1968
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PROVERB
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
CONFUCIUS SAY: LAY GIRL IN STRAWBERRY PATCH, GET SELF IN JAM.
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
James Callow Keyword(s): ELLIPSIS ; PARODY ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
PROVERB
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
Keyword(s): PARODY
James Callow Keyword(s): SEX ; SLANG: PIECE FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
IN THE OLDEN TIMES, IT WAS SAID IF A GIRL KISSED A BOY, SHE
WOULD HAVE A BABY.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): PREGNANCY WITHOUT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Birth |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
IN THE OLDEN DAYS IT WAS BELIEVED BY THE YOUNG THAT THE
DOCTOR BROUGHT THE BABIES IN A LITTLE BLACK BAG.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): EUPHEMISM ; PREGNANCY WITHOUT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Birth |
Date learned: 10-12-1971
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PROVERBIAL METAPHOR
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THE NEARER THE BONE THE SWEETER THE MEAT
Where learned: WARREN ; MICHIGAN, ASSUMED
James Callow Keyword(s): SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ; THINNESS
| Subject headings: | Food Drink -- Meat BELIEF -- Body part Senses PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor |
Date learned: 00001930S
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BABY TRAINS
WHY CAN'T BIG TRAINS HAVE LITTLE TRAINS?
BECAUSE THE NEW YORK CENTRAL ALWAYS PULLS OUT ON TIME.
Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT
Keyword(s): INTERCOURSE WITHDRAWAL
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 11-17-1967
ONCE A KING ALWAYS A KING, BUT ONCE A NIGHT IS ENOUGH.
Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS
James Callow Keyword(s): ELLIPSIS ; INTERCOURSE ; PUN ON KNIGHT
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Apothegm Maxim |
Date learned: 00-00-1979
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Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
FROM 20 TO 30, IF A MAN FEELS RIGHT,
IT'S ONCE IN THE MORNING AND ONCE AT NIGHT.
FROM 30 TO 40, IF HE STILL FEELS RIGHT,
HE CUTS OUT THE MORNING OR HE CUTS OUT THE NIGHT.
FROM 40 TO 50 IT'S JUST NOW AND THEN.
FROM 50 TO 60 IT'S GOD KNOWS WHEN}
FROM 60 TO 70, IF HE STILL FEELS INCLINED,
DON'T LET HIM KID YOU, IT'S ALL IN HIS MIND.
Submitter comment:
INFORMANT FELT THIS WAS QUITE HUMOROUS AND LAUGHED WHILE RECITING IT
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; CAMPUS
James Callow Keyword(s): AGE ; EUPHEMISM ; FREQUENCY OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ; LOVERS
| Subject headings: | 730 730.328 Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Custom Festival C840.533 Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Custom Festival C840.545 Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 02-05-1980
THE PILOT
A PLANE TOOK OFF WITH ABOUT EIGHTY PASSENGERS ON IT. THE
PILOT, AFTER A BIT, TURNED ON THE P.A. SYSTEM TO MAKE AN
ANNOUNCEMENT AND FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF. A BIT LATER, HE
SAID TO HIS CO-PILOT, "JOE, IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING
AT ALL WHAT WOULD YOU WANT?" ANSWER, "A HOT CUP OF
COFFEE AND A NICE PIECE OF ASS." THIS WAS OVERHEARD
IN THE PLANE AND EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED. THE STEWARDESS
STARTED TO RUN UP THE ASLE TO TELL THEM TO SHUT UP.
WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT HALF WAY AND OLD LADY STOPPED HER
AND SAID IN AN OLD WEAK VOICE, "HEY, GIRLY, YOU FORGOT
THE CUP OF COFFEE."
Submitter comment:
THE INFORMANT HEARD THIS WHEN HE WAS WORKING AT A FORD
PLANT IN THE SUMMER OF 1964.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Woman |
Date learned: 07-00-1964
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BACHELOR PARTY CUSTOM
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THE GROOM IS USUALLY GIVEN A VERY LARGE JAR OF
VASELINE AS A HONEYMOON PRESENT.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): LUBRICATION FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
| Subject headings: | CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Marriage Bachelor parties |
Date learned: 00-00-1967