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WE MUST, WE MUST,
WE MUST IMPROVE THE BUST.
THE BIGGER THE BETTER,
THE TIGHTER THE SWEATER,
WE MUST IMPROVE THE BUST.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANATOMY ; BOSOM BREAST ; FUNCTION GROWING UP ; MONOLOGUE SLANG DIALECT ; REFRAIN, QUATRAIN? ; RHYME: FEMININE, INTERNAL ; RHYME: IMPERFECT, AABBA

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Lyrical Verse

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WE MUST, WE MUST, WE MUST INCREASE OUR BUST.
FOR FEAR, FOR FEAR, FOR FEAR IT WILL GO TO THE REAR.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANATOMY ; BOSOM

Subject headings: 730 Lyrical Verse

Date learned: 00-00-1966

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IF YOU'RE GONNA RIDE HIGH ON THE HOG, YOU BETTER TAKE SOME SPARE RIB
ON THE WAY.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANATOMY ANIMALS PORK

James Callow Keyword(s): ADVICE: POSITIVE ; LIVING LAVISHLY, EXTRAVAGANTLY

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: 00-00-1969

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RIDDLE

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR TONSILS REMOVED?
A TONSILECTOMY.
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR APPENDIX REMOVED?
AN APPENDECTOMY.
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A WOMAN WANTS HER SEX CHANGED?
ADD-A-DICK-TO-ME.

Submitter comment: I WAS SHOCKED BECAUSE I DIDN'T EXPECT SUCH AN ANSWER.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANATOMY

James Callow Keyword(s): SLANG: DICK FOR PENIS

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Anatomy Joke

I've studied Gray, and learned to name
The parts which make the frame.
But it took a guy in a singles bar,
To show me what the parts were for.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROSEVILLE ; from a friend

James Callow Keyword(s): Henry Gray's "Anatomy"

Subject headings: 730 Lyrical Verse

Date learned: 00001990s

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WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS FALLING INTO HOLES, OR TRIP OVER
YOUR OWN FEET, IT MEANS YOU HAVE PENIS ENVY.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

James Callow Keyword(s): ANATOMY

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Magic of Speech, Sign, Color

Date learned: 07-02-1970

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LEFT PALM ITCHES, YOU ARE GOING TO GET SOME MONEY.

Where learned: HG HILLS GROCERY

James Callow Keyword(s): ANATOMY

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Magic of Speech, Sign, Color

Date learned: 06-30-1970

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PROVERB

YOU SCRATCH MY BACK, I'LL SCRATCH YOURS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SAINT CLAIR SHORES

Keyword(s): ANATOMY

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: 01-20-1971

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WHAT QUALIFICATIONS DO YOU HAVE FOR THE JOB?
I HAVE A HIGH EYE Q.

Where learned: OHIO ; TOLEDO

Keyword(s): ANATOMY

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00-00-1965

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Toast

Down the hatch/ Past the tongue./ Watch out belly/ Here it comes!

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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT ; Provencal, Judy

Keyword(s): ANATOMY ; BELLY ; DRINKING ; Social ; TOAST ; TONGUE

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Speech Speech
SPEECH -- Formula

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