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BLACK AMERICAN

FOR DEEP CUTS, FIRST CLEAN CUT THOROUGHLY,
THEN WRAP RAW SALT PORK AROUND THE CUT AND
BANDAGE. THE SALT PORK WILL DRAW OUT IN-
FECTION AND PREVENT SWELLING.

Submitter comment: GRANDMOTHER USED THIS METHOD ON HER GRAND-
CHILDREN AND IT REALLY WORKS.

Where learned: MISSISSIPPI

Keyword(s): MEDICATIONS

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Animal

Date learned: 00-00-1955

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AT MIDNIGHT YOU WERE MADE TO STAND IN A FIELD, USUALLY A
CAMP GROUND. YOU WERE TOLD TO SCREAM THREE INDIAN WORDS
VERY FAST UNTIL YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT IT MEANS.
THE THREE WORDS WERE, "WANNA," "ASA," "AM." SAID VERY FAST
THESE WORDS SOUND LIKE --WHAT AN ASS I AM.

Submitter comment: IT WAS USED AS AN INITIATION.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): CATCH

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Initiation rite Hazing

Date learned: 00001970S

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A man died and went to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter stopped
him and said that he could not go to heaven because of his
many sins. The man protested, and asked what he had done
that was so bad. St. Peter replied that the man had
committed many sexual sins, chief among them that he had had
oral sex. "But St. Peter," the man exclaimed, "everyone
on earth does it, so how can it be wrong?" St. Peter did
not want to punish the man unfairly, and so he asked God
what he should do. God instructed him to go down to Earth
and find out for himself how things were. After a long
time St. Peter returned, shaking his head. "God," he said,
"it's even worse than we feared! Almost everyone is
performing oral sex. There are only a few virtuous souls
who are obeying your commandments." Then God instructed
St. Peter to make up a special plaque to honor those who
did not partake of oral sex, hoping that it would encourage
others to be good. And do you know what it said? (At this
point in the joke, the teller addresses the listener with
an earnest tone. When the listener says "No, what did it
say?", the teller laughs out:) "So you didn't get one
either!"

Submitter comment: This was a joke that was popular in the steel mill where
Tom works. The men especially liked telling this joke
to women whom they thought would be embarrassed.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN ; Rouge Steel

Keyword(s): Catch story, pornographic

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Formula tale
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Date learned: 00001980CA

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Balinese Custom

In Bali, one month after birth a baby's head is shaved
completely to chase all evil spirits away.

Where learned: Bali ; Indonesia

Keyword(s): PURIFICATION

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Birth
BELIEF -- Devil Demon
BELIEF -- Body part Senses Hair, on head, mustache, widow's peak
BELIEF -- Measure of time Month

Date learned: 00-00-1955

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Chinese Custom

In China, and in the Chinese culture one month after the birth
of a baby, the head, eyebrows, and eyelashes are shaved to
achieve greater growth.

Where learned: CHINA

Keyword(s): PURIFICATION

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Birth
BELIEF -- Body part Senses Hair, on head, mustache, widow's peak
BELIEF -- Measure of time Month

Date learned: 00-00-1955

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Question: How many people are buried in a cemetery?
Answer: All that are dead.

Submitter comment: Informant's grandfather used to ask this riddle
every time they drove past a cemetery.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): CATCH

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00001940S

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A popular joke in school was:
If a rooster is on top of a roof, on a peak,
and lays an egg, which direction will the egg roll?
Answer, roosters do not lay eggs.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): Catch Riddle

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- True Riddle

Date learned: 00001970S

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Willing is a good man; Able is a better one.

Submitter comment: Being willing to try to do something is good but being able to
do something is better.

Where learned: VIRGIN ISLANDS ; Saint Thomas

James Callow Keyword(s): NAMES ; PERSONIFICATION

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: 03-00-1991

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Latvian School

When Latvian school children reach the early teenage years, they
must attend Latvian school. There, they are taught the history,
traditions, music, and language of their country.

Submitter comment: Guy attended this school, and learned a great deal about the
birthplace of his father.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SAGINAW

Keyword(s): EDUCATION

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- School

Date learned: 00001985ca

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BACHELOR PARTY CUSTOM

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THE GROOM IS USUALLY GIVEN A VERY LARGE JAR OF
VASELINE AS A HONEYMOON PRESENT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): LUBRICATION FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Marriage Bachelor parties

Date learned: 00-00-1967

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CARRY A ROSARY AT ALL TIMES SO THAT THE BLESSED MOTHER WILL
PROTECT YOU.

Where learned: TENNESSEE ; NASHVILLE

Keyword(s): Catholic ; SACRAMENTAL ; VIRGIN MARY

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Religious hero
BELIEF -- Use of Object

Date learned: 06-14-1973

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IF YOU PUT A BLESSED MOTHER STATUE IN THE WINDOW, IT WON'T
RAIN.

Where learned: TENNESSEE ; NASHVILLE

Keyword(s): Catholic ; CATHOLICISM ; VIRGIN MARY

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Religious hero
BELIEF -- Sign or prediction through Natural atmospheric phenomenon

Date learned: 06-14-1973

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The Cat

Joe called up Jim and said "How's my cat?" Jim told him, "He's dead." Joe said "You shouldn't have come out and said 'he's dead.' You should have said 'He's up on the roof' and then I'd call back later and you could say 'he fell off the roof and he's in the hospital.' Then a few days later you should say 'he's very sick in the hospital,' and then a few days after that you should say 'he passed away.' That way the shock wouldn't be so much for me."

Jim then said "I'm sorry. I'll do it like that next time." Joe said "OK. By the way, how's my mother?" Jim said "she's up on the roof."

Data entry tech comment:

Motifs added by TRD

James Callow comment:

Original Boggs Numbers [B620, F546] have been crossed out and B667 written nest to them. The number 2 is written on top of the number 7 in the new boggs number.

Where learned: Plantz, Bob

Keyword(s): CAT ; DIALOGUE ; Humorous ; JOKE ; MOTHER ; Roof ; Stupid

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman

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I'M A LITTLE DUTCH GIRL DRESSED IN BLUE,/ THESE ARE THE THINGS I LIKE
TO DO: SALUTE TO THE CAPTAIN, COURTSY TO THE QUEEN, TURN MY HEELS ON
THE MEAN OLD KING.

Keyword(s): ACTION-RHYME ; CHARACAT ; CHARACTER

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Game Verse Game Verse

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GIRLS SHOULDN'T WEAR PATENT LEATHER SHOES BECAUSE THEY WILL
REFLECT THEIR UNDERWEAR.

Where learned: ALABAMA, ASSUMED ; HUNTSVILLE

Keyword(s): TEMPTATION PROVOCATION

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Daily Life

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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IT IS BAD LUCK TO MOVE A CAT.

Where learned: KENTUCKY ; HERNDON

Keyword(s): RELOCATION

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Bad luck Animals

Date learned: 07-23-1968

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IT IS BAD LUCK TO MOVE A BROOM; BUT IF YOU DO, YOU SHOULD CUT
OUT SOME OF THE STRAWS AND LEAVE THEM BEHIND.

Where learned: KENTUCKY ; HERNDON

Keyword(s): RELOCATION

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Bad luck Broom Sweeping

Date learned: 07-23-1968

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I SEE PARIS
I SEE FRANCE
I SEE LINDA'S UNDERPANTS.
ARE THEY BLUE?
ARE THEY PINK?
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THEY SURE STINK.

Where learned: TENNESSEE ; CHATTANOOGA

Keyword(s): SCATOLOGICAL

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Lyrical Verse Lyrical Verse

Date learned: 00-00-1972

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PROVERBIAL METAPHOR: VERIFICATION

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING.

Submitter comment: MY GRANDMOTHER SAID THE ABOVE PROVERB WHEN SOMEONE WAS MAKING
SOME BIG PLANS THAT THEY HAD NOT YET TESTED.

Where learned: KENTUCKY ; ASHLAND

Keyword(s): VERIFICATION TEST

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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PETE AND REPEAT SITTING ON A FENCE,
PETE JUMPED OFF, WHO WAS LEFT?
REPEAT (THEN REPEAT THE VERSE).

Where learned: TENNESSEE ; NASHVILLE

James Callow Keyword(s): CATCH ; VERSE ROUND

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Narrative Verse
Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Prose Narrative Prose Narrative

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