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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THERE IS A CONTEST IN WHICH $2.00 IS THE FIRST PRIZE.
THE SECOND PRIZE IS A TRIP TO POLAND.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THERE WAS A BLACK MAN JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON A MANHOLE COVER
SAYING, "49, 49, 49,..." WHEN A POLACK WAS WALKING BY.
THE POLACK SAID "WHY YOU DO THAT?" THE BLACK THEN REPLIED
"HERE, YOU TRY." THE POLACK DID AND WHILE HE WAS JUMPING, THE
BLACK PULLED THE COVER AWAY AND THE POLACK FELL INTO THE SEWER.
THE BLACK MAN THEN REPLACED IT AND BEGAN JUMPING ON IT AGAIN
SAYING "50, 50, 50,..."
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s): NEGRO TRICKSTER
| Subject headings: | Food Drink -- NEGR BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
WHY ARE POLISH MOTHERS SO STRONG AND SQUARE-SHOULDERED?
FROM RAISING DUMBELLS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s): DUMBELL: SLANG FOR STUPID PERSON
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
HOW DO YOU MAKE POLISH SHISHKABOB? YOU SHOOT A FLAMING ARROW
INTO A GARBAGE CAN.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s): FOOD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
WHAT IS A POLISH SEVEN COURSE DINNER? A POUND OF BALONY AND A
SIX PACK.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s): BALOGNA ; SIX PACK: SLANG FOR 6 CANS (USUALLY OF BEER) BOUND TOGETHER
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
WHO WAS ALEXANDER GRAHAM POLOWSKI? THE FIRST TELEPHONE POLE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s): ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL, INVENTOR OF THE TELEPHONE
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MIDGET WITH A POLACK?
A SHORT GARBAGE MAN.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
WHAT DOES X X X STAND FOR? THREE POLACKS CO-SIGNING A NOTE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s): ILLITERACY
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
HOW CAN YOU DETERMINE THE PROPERTY VALUES IN POLAND?
THE FARTHER FROM WARSAW, THE MORE EXPENSIVE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s): WARSAW: CAPITAL OF POLAND
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THERE WERE THREE POLACKS STANDING ON EACH OTHER'S SHOULDERS TRYING
TO MEASURE A FLAGPOLE.
A MAN PASSING BY YELLED UP TO THEM AND SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THE POLE, LAY IT DOWN ON THE GROUND AND MEASURE IT."
ONE OF THE POLACKS THEN SAID, "WE NOT WANT MEASURE LENGTH,
WE WANT MEASURE HEIGHT"
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
WHY DOES IT TAKE TEN POLACKS TO HANG A PICTURE? ONE TO HOLD
THE NAIL AND NINE TO PUSH THE WALL.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
HOW MANY POLACKS DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE POPCORN? TWENTY, ONE
TO HOLD THE PAN AND NINETEEN TO SHAKE THE STOVE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
WHY DOES IT TAKE FIVE POLACKS TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
ONE TO HOLD THE LIGHT AND FOUR TO TURN THE LADDER.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO WAS TWO HOURS LATE BECAUSE
THE ESCALATOR GOT STUCK?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO HAD B.O. ONLY ON ONE SIDE?
HE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO BUY ANY LEFT GUARD.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s): ALLUSION TO DEODERANT "RIGHT GUARD" ; B.O.: SLANG FOR OFFENSIVE BODY ODOR ; LEFT GUARD: AN ANTIPERSPIRANT FOR BODY ODOR
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO SAW A MOVIE, THEN WAITED FOUR
HOURS BY THE SIDE DOOR FOR THE STAR TO COME OUT?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO ASKED TO BE BURIED AT SEA?
HIS SON DROWNED TRYING TO DIG HIS GRAVE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO WENT DOWN TO CITY HALL FOR
HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE? IT WAS SO CROWDED HE GOT IN THE WRONG
LINE. NOW HE IS THE ONLY GUY IN THE WORLD MARRIED TO A SUBARU.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s): SUBARU IS AN AUTOMOBILE, MADE IN JAPAN
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH WOLF THAT CHEWED OFF THREE LEGS AND
WAS STILL CAUGHT IN THE TRAP?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980
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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH ACCOUNTANT WHO ABSCONDED WITH THE
ACCOUNTS PAYABLE?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD
James Callow Keyword(s): THEFT
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1980