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POLISH JOKE

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

THERE WERE THREE POLACKS STANDING ON EACH OTHER'S SHOULDERS TRYING
TO MEASURE A FLAGPOLE.
A MAN PASSING BY YELLED UP TO THEM AND SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THE POLE, LAY IT DOWN ON THE GROUND AND MEASURE IT."
ONE OF THE POLACKS THEN SAID, "WE NOT WANT MEASURE LENGTH,
WE WANT MEASURE HEIGHT"

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 02-00-1980

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