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Retort
You're as handy as a screen door in a submarine.
Submitter comment:
Learned from classmate at school
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Where learned: OHIO ; Gundlach, Gary ; WASHINGTON ; WASHINGTON COURT HOUSE
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Screen ; Submarine ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
PROVERBIAL METAPHOR
YOU'RE LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS; GREEN AND WRINKLED.
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Similar entries may be listed as Retort.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): Bucks ; COLOR ; COMEBACK ; Dollars ; Green ; INSULT ; Million ; MONEY ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SIMILE ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula PROVERB -- Proverbial Comparison |
Date learned: 09-30-1967
Retort
You're like a million bucks - all green and wrinkled.
Submitter comment:
Learned this from my brother, Brett Gundlach (informant quote)
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James Callow comment:
Source? Total Effect?
Where learned: OHIO ; Gundlach, Gary ; WASHINGTON ; WASHINGTON COURT HOUSE
Keyword(s): Bucks ; COLOR ; COMEBACK ; Dollars ; Green ; INSULT ; Million ; MONEY ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SIMILE ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula PROVERB -- Proverbial Comparison |
Retort
You spot a victim and wiat until someone passes your victim in the hall or down the street, then run up to your victim and mumble, "Boy did SHE give you a dirty look!"
Your victim naturally questions, "Who??" and you retort, "Mother Nature."
Submitter comment:
This was a favorite of the nasty boys in grade school.
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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): Attractive ; COMEBACK ; Homely ; INSULT ; Looks ; Mother Nature ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
If brains were explosive, you couldn't blow your nose!
Submitter comment:
Heard at work.
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James Callow comment:
Meaning?
Where learned: Ruttle, Paul
Keyword(s): Brains ; COMEBACK ; Explosive ; INSULT ; NOSE ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; TAUNT ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
When someone wants to know something you don't want them to know, you say:
Mind your own beeswax.
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Keyword(s): Bee ; Bees ; Beeswax ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wax ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
"Quit horning in front of our house, our fodder don't like it."
Submitter comment:
Finnish speech to have a person stop blowing the automobile horn in front of house.
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James Callow comment:
Original BN [S400] crossed out. Replaced with current classification.
Where learned: HOME ; Brosk, Richard
Keyword(s): Car ; COMEBACK ; ETHNIC ; Father ; Finnish ; Horn ; House ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
You're not proud, you're thoroughly convinced.
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Two cards merged: identical submissions, different informants. Both informants are listed here.
James Callow comment:
Sense? Circumstance? Both cards the same except for informant?
Where learned: Dondero, Bill ; Modic, A J
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; PRIDE ; Proud ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; TAUNT ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Did you get my letter?
No.
Oh, I forgot to stamp it. (And you stamp on your friend's foot.)
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James Callow comment:
Original BN [C750] crossed out. Replaced with current classification.
From a book, so disqualified?
Where learned: CALIFORNIA ; Evans, Patricia ; Sticks and Stones ; The Porpoise Bookshop ; San Francisco
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Foot ; INSULT ; Letter ; PUN ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; STAMP ; Stomp ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Telephone Joke:
Question: "Are you the lady that washes?
Answer: "No."
Response: "Gee, you must be dirty!"
Submitter comment:
Learned this during school days. We'd call any number in the telephone book and ask the question. When the party answered "no," we gave the punchline.
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Keyword(s): Call ; COMEBACK ; HUMOR ; INSULT ; Prank ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; TELEPHONE ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
If someone says they are good, answer "for what?"
Submitter comment:
She just heard it.
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Where learned: Gwizdala, Maureen
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Pass the bread; here comes the bologna
Submitter comment:
Said when someone begins to tell an experience of theirs.
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James Callow comment:
Taunt?
Where learned: OHIO
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
This is a sarcastic retort used when a person has had a sarcastic remark directed towards them:
I wish you were on TV, then I could turn you off.
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Taunt in Prose
Where learned: Diamond, Susan
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; TELEVISION ; TV ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
You must be Bob Hope's brother, No Hope.
Submitter comment:
This is a sarcastic retort used when a person has had a sarcastic remark directed towards them.
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(Bob Hope [1903-2003] was a famous celebrity and humanitarian.)
James Callow comment:
Odd First Name (Regarding No Hope).
Where learned: Diamond, Susan
Keyword(s): CELEBRITY ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; Pop Culture ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
You must be Lana Turner's sister, Stomach Turner.
Submitter comment:
This is a sarcastic retort used when a person has had a sarcastic remark directed towards them.
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Lana Turner [1921-1995] was a famous actress.
James Callow comment:
Taunt in Prose
Where learned: Diamond, Susan
Keyword(s): CELEBRITY ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
The only time you open your mouth is to change feet.
Submitter comment:
This is a sarcastic retort ised when a person has had a sarcastic remark directed towards them.
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James Callow comment:
Taunt in Prose
Where learned: Diamond, Susan
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; FEET ; Foot ; INSULT ; Mouth ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Do you have a shikkonwheye?
What's a shikkonwheye?
Oh, about two or three pounds.
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Catch. Prank.
Where learned: HOME ; Fortune, Martha
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; HUMOR ; INSULT ; JOKE ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
"Bun it"
Submitter comment:
Whenever she wasnted you to stop something, or to quit bothering her she would say this.
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Speech (expressions)
Where learned: Meehan, Maureen
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
James Callow Keyword(s): SPEECH
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
"Can It"
Submitter comment:
Lately, when a person wants someone to stop something, to shut up, etc., this is the thing to say.
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Keyword(s): CAN ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Abu mebe karka komra
Translated: Oh! If only a duck would kick you!
Submitter comment:
Said in a jesting manner; a retaliation.
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Where learned: Wolonick, Eugene ; 329 S Providence Rd
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; ETHNIC ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; UKRAINIAN ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |