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What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
Answer: An interpreter.
Submitter comment:
The informant laughed, I could only smile.
This informant is a blonde, and loves blonde jokes.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 02-03-1992
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Answer: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Submitter comment: This informant is a blonde, and loves blonde jokes.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Answer: Ghoast Toasties.
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
TRICK QUESTION
RON, A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER IN DETROIT, WAS
VISITING MY BROTHER IN THE HOSPITAL. SHORTLY AFTER
HE ENTERED HE ASKED MY BROTHER TO SPELL STOP FIVE
TIMES IN RAPID SUCCESSION. WHEREUPON MY BROTHER
DID SPELL STOP FIVE TIMES IN SUCCESSION WITHOUT ANY
TROUBLE. I BELIEVE MY BROTHER THOUGHT THE QUESTION
TO BE A TONGUE TWISTER AND HE WAS OBVIOUSLY PROUD
OF HIMSELF AFTER COMPLETING THE TASK. WHEREUPON, RON
SUDDENLY ASKED HIM, "WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU COME TO
A 'GREEN' LIGHT?" OF COURSE, MY BROTHER, CAUGHT
COMPLETELY OFF GUARD REPLIED, "STOP." WHICH PROVOKED
A GREAT DEAL OF LAUGHTER ALL AROUND.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ANN ARBOR
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Wit RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 02-24-1967
DUMB DOCTOR RIDDLE
WHAT DOES ONE CALL THE PERSON WHO GRADUATES WITH THE
LOWEST GRADES OF ANYONE IN HIS MEDICAL SCHOOL CLASS?
ANSWER--DOCTOR
Where learned: TENNESSEE ; NASHVILLE
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 06-15-1973
THERE WERE TWO FLIES LAYING ON ROBINSON CRUSOE'S BACK. WHAT
DID ONE FLY SAY TO THE OTHER?
(SEE YA' AGAIN ON FRIDAY)
Where learned: TENNESSEE ; CHATTANOOGA
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
IF APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS, WHAT DO MAY FLOWERS BRING?
(PILGRIMS)
Where learned: TENNESSEE ; CHATTANOOGA
James Callow Keyword(s): MAYFLOWER
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
HOW CAN YOU TELL A HAPPY MOTORCYLIST?
(BY THE BUGS IN HIS TEETH)
Where learned: ILLINOIS ; PALOS PARK
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND READ ALL OVER?
(A NEWSPAPER)
Where learned: TENNESSEE ; CHATTANOOGA
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?
(AN EMBARRASSED ZEBRA)
Where learned: TENNESSEE ; CHATTANOOGA
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
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Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
HOW DOES A POLACK COMMIT SUICIDE?
(JUMPS OUT HIS BASEMENT WINDOW)
Where learned: TENNESSEE ; CHATTANOOGA
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
WHAT HAS TWO HANDS AND NO FEET AND NEVER STOPS RUNNING?
(A CLOCK)
Where learned: TENNESSEE ; CHATTANOOGA
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
WHAT'S THE WORLD'S LONGEST PENCIL?
(PENNSYLVANIA)
Where learned: TENNESSEE ; CHATTANOOGA
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
WHY DOES AN ELEPHANT WEAR RED TENNIS SHOES?
(SO THAT HE CAN HIDE IN A STRAWBERRY FIELD)
Where learned: TENNESSEE ; CHATTANOOGA
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
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WHY DID THE LITTLE MORON BURY HIS MOTHER UNDER THE STEPS?
(TO HAVE A STEPMOTHER)
Where learned: TENNESSEE ; CHATTANOOGA
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1972
HOW IS NASHVILLE LIKE ONE OF SHAKESPEARE'S PLAYS?
"A MID-SUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM"
Where learned: CARMICHAEL TOWERS ; VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 08-00-1968
WHY DO ELEPHANTS WEAR SPRINGS?
TO SCREW MONKEYS
Where learned: CARMICHAEL TOWERS ; VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 08-00-1968
WHAT IS THE MOST DREADED SOUND IN THE WORLD TO A MONKEY?
BOING, BOING, BOING
Where learned: 1427 CARMICHAEL TOWERS ; VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 08-00-1968
WHAT IS THE BLACK STUFF BETWEEN AN ELEPHANT'S TOES?
SLOW NATIVES
Where learned: CARMICHAEL TOWERS ; VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 08-00-1968
WHAT GOES KLONK, KLONK, KLONK AND IS PURPLE?
A FOUR-DOOR GRAPE
Where learned: VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY ; 608 CARMICHAEL TOWERS
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 08-00-1968