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How can you tell if a black woman is on the rag?
Her son's dick tastes like shit.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; Big Rapids
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1989
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Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
A boy walks up to his father covering something up
in his hands.
The father asks,
"What do you have covered up in your hands son?"
The boy replies,
"It's a bullfrog."
The father asks,
"What are going to do with it son?"
The boy replies,
"I'm going into town to trade it in for a bull."
A couple of hours later the boy comes back leading
a bull.
The next day the boy walks up to his father covering
something up in his hands.
The father asks,
"What do you have covered up in your hands son?"
The boy replies,
"Its a horsefly."
The father asks,
"What are you going to do with it son?"
The boy replies,
"I'm going into town to trade it in for a horse."
A couple of hours later the boy comes back leading
a horse.
The next day the boy walks up to his father covering
something up in his hands.
The father asks,
"What do you have covered in your hands son?"
The boy replies,
"It's a pussywillow."
The father says,
"Hold on a second son while I go and get my coat. I'll
drive you into town."
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; LENNON
James Callow Keyword(s): Pussy = vulgar slang for illicit sex or sexy women
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1989
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HE IS HOTTER THAN A TWO-PECKER BILLYGOAT.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SAGINAW
James Callow Keyword(s): HOT = SEXUALLY AROUSED
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Mammal PROVERB -- Proverbial Comparison Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00001970S
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THERE WAS A MAN FROM BOSTON,
WHO HAD A LITTLE AUSTIN,
IT HAD ROOM FOR HIS ASS AND A GALLON OF GAS,
AND HIS BALLS HUNG OUT SO, HE LOST THEM.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; CASEVILLE
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Narrative Verse Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00001940S
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HER EYES ARE LIKE DIAMONDS,
HER TEETH ARE LIKE GLASS,
HELL AND DAMNATION FLUNG UP HER ASS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; CASEVILLE
| Subject headings: | 730 Lyrical Verse Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00001940S
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HERE I STAND IN THE OLD COW TRAIL,
WITH MY PECKER IN MY HAND AND HEIFER BY THE TAIL,
JUST FOR FUN I GAVE A LITTLE YELL,
THE HORSE GAVE A JUMP AND THE HEIFER WENT TO HELL.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; CASEVILLE
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Narrative Verse Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00001940S
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THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO TELL HOW LARGE A MAN'S PENIS IS.
IF A MAN HAS BIG FEET, BIG HANDS, A BIG NOSE, OR LARGE EARS,
HE IS SURE TO HAVE A LARGE PENIS. CONVERSELY, IF A MAN HAS
SMALL FEET, SMALL HANDS, A SMALL NOSE, OR SMALL EARS,
HE MUST HAVE A SMALL PENIS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): CORRESPONDENCE ; SIZE
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Body part Senses BELIEF -- Measure of space: distance, height, depth Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00001985ca
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The Creation of a Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine created a pussy to their
design. First was a butcher smart with wit; using a knife he gave it
a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold; with a hammer and
chisel he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin; using
red velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout;
with a piece of fur he trimmed it about. Fifth was a fisherman nasty
as hell; he threw in some fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a
preacher whose name was McGee; he touched it and blessed it and said
it could pee. Finally came a sailor, a dirty little runt; he sucked
it and fucked it and called it a cunt.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1991
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Mickey and Huey were playing in a ditch.
Mickey call Huey a dirty son of a bitch.
So they put him in a piss pot
to see if he could swim.
That duck swam to the bottom
And he swam to the top.
Then along came a bumblebee
and stun him on his cock.
Ginger ale five cents a glass
If you don't like it you can
shove it up your ass.
Ask me no more questions
and I'll tell you no more lies.
An old man got hit with a ball of shit
right between the eyes.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): stung
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Narrative Verse Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Narrative Verse C720.360 Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1981
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While growing up, I would always hear the girls say that guys
with big feet and big hands had large penises.
Where learned: MISSISSIPPI ; Louise
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Body part Senses Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1970
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While passing by a girl's locker room, I heard them say a rhyme
that said:
Give me a nickel
And I'll suck your pickle.
Submitter comment: They meant penis instead of pickle.
Where learned: MISSISSIPPI ; Louise
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Speech Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1980
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Guys had a saying about girls. It went like this:
If it smells like fish
Eat all you wish
If it smells like cologne
Leave it alone.
Submitter comment: They were referring to the girl's vagina.
Where learned: MISSISSIPPI ; Louise
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Belief Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1990
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"Death Certificate"
It's the nigga ya love to hate with a new song,
So what really goes on,
Nothin' butta come up,
But ain't that a bitch,
They hate to see a young nigga rich,
But I refuse to switch even tho,
Cause I can't move to the smella,
Cause soon as y'all get some dough,
Ya wanna but a white bitch on ya elbow,
Movin' outcha neighborhood,
But I walk through the ghetto,
And the flava's good,
Little kids jumpin' on me,
But you, ya wanna but white and corny,
Livin' way out; "Nigga Go Home!"
Spray painted on ya house,
Trying to be white or a Jew,
But ask yourself, who are they to be equal to,
Git the hell out!,
Stop being an Uncle Tom,
Ya little sell out!,
House nigga scum!,
Give somethin' back to the place where ya made it from,
Be true to the game!
Before ya end up broke,
Fuck around and get ya ghetto pass revoked!,
I ain't sayin' no names,
Ya know who ya are,
Ya little punk!
Be true to the game,
When ya first start rhymin',
It started off slow,
And then ya started climbin',
But it wasn't fast enough, I guess,
So ya gave ya other style a test,
Ya was hard-core hip-hop,
But looka' cha self boy!,
Ya done flip-flop,
Giving our music away to the main stream,
Don't cha know they ain't down with the team!,
They just sent their boss over,
Put a bug in ya ear,
And now ya crossed over!
On MTV, but they don't care,
They'll hava' new nigga next year!,
Ya out in the cold,
No more white fans and no more soul,
And ya might hava' heart attack,
When ya find out that black folks,
Don't wantcha back!
And ya know what's worse,
You was just like the nigga in the first verse,
Stop sellin' out ya race!
And wipe that stupid ass smile off ya face!
Niggas always gotta show they teeth!
Now I'ma be brief,
Be true to the game,
A message to the Oreo Cookie!
Find a mirror and take a look G,
Do you like whatcha see,
Butcha quick to pointcha finger at me!
Ya wanna be the big fish,
Ya little guppy,
Black man can't be no yuppy,
Ya put on ya suit and tie and ya good clothes,
Ya don't associate with the negroes!
Ya wanna be just like Jack,
But Jack is callin' you a nigga behind ya back,
So back off genius!
I don't need you to correct my broken English!
Ya know that's right!
You ain't white, so stop holdin' ya ass tight!
Cause ya can't pass,
So why ya keep tryin' to pass withcha black ass!
Mr. Big, but in reality you shorter than a mig',
Ya only gotcha self to blame,
Git a grip, Oreo, and be true to the game!
Submitter comment:
Rap has been referred to as a trendy style of music, that
could not compete against the more traditional styles of music.
Soul, Pop, Rock, Country, Jazz and many others have to take a
back seat to this rising style of music. The media has placed
a dark veil of controversy around the Rap industry. Nevertheless,
Rap is a multi-million dollar business, giving the
more traditional forms of music stiff competition. It is and has
been a very pertinent part of black expression. Cliches from Rap
are finding their way to commercials, radio, and movies.
Where learned: Life experience
James Callow Keyword(s): African-American defectors to white commercialism rebuked
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Serious condemnation Scorn Filter - Mature Content |
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What's long, black, and smelly?
The unemployment line.
What's black, has white eyes and knocks on glass?
A nigger in a microwave.
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Where learned: DETROIT
Keyword(s): African American ; Black ; JOKE ; Offensive ; Racist ; RIDDLE ; Stereotype ; Tasteless
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 01-00-1990
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A white man and his family bought a dog from a black family.
The man bragged about how well the dog was trained. One day
the dog jumped on the couch. The white man shouted, "Rex,
get down!" The dog started dancing.
What do you call a black doctor?
A nigger.
Submitter comment:
"Get down" is slang that means to dance.
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Keyword(s): African American ; Bigot ; Black ; JOKE ; Offensive ; Racist ; RIDDLE ; Stereotype ; Tasteless
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 01-00-1990
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What do you call a black doctor?
A nigger.
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Keyword(s): African American ; Bigot ; Black ; JOKE ; Offensive ; Racist ; Stereotype ; Tasteless
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 01-00-1990
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Why put a coon on the moon by three?
When you can put his ass in a tree by noon!
What looks good on a nigger?
A police dog!
Why do black people smell?
So blind people can hate them too!
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Where learned: MISSISSIPPI ; ON A BUS
Keyword(s): African American ; Bigot ; Black ; JOKE ; Offensive ; Racist ; RIDDLE ; Stereotype ; Tasteless
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 01-00-1960
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What do you get when you cross a Black and an Irishman?
A lepracoon.
What do you call a black man in a tree?
A branch manager.
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Where learned: DETROIT ; ON A BUS
Keyword(s): African American ; Bigot ; Black ; Irish ; JOKE ; Offensive ; Racist ; RIDDLE ; Stereotype ; Tasteless
James Callow Keyword(s): Leprechaun
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 01-00-1990
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Why do blacks keep their fly open?
In case they want to count to eleven!
What did Lincoln say after his five-day drunk?
I freed who?!
Why do blacks wear wide brim hats?
So pigeons can't shit on their lips!
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Where learned: NAVY ; VIRGINIA ; On the base
Keyword(s): African American ; Black ; JOKE ; Offensive ; RACISM ; Racist ; RIDDLE ; Stereotype ; Tasteless
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
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What do you call a woman in the army? A W.A.C.
What do you call a Black woman in the army? A waccoon!
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Because of the pubic hairs on their heads!
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Where learned: KENTUCKY ; Army
Keyword(s): African American ; Black ; JOKE ; Offensive ; RACISM ; Racist ; RIDDLE ; Stereotype ; Tasteless
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 01-00-1987