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You're about as funny as a cigarette in a Cancer ward.

Submitter comment:

From his brother, Joe. From his friend, Brian Battersby.

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Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick

Keyword(s): Cancer ; Cigarette ; COMEBACK ; HOSPITAL ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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You look like you have to study to qualify as a dropout.

Submitter comment:

From his brother, Joe.

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Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Dropout ; Graduate ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SCHOOL ; Study ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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What's wrong? Does your face hurt? It's killing me.

Submitter comment:

From his brother, Joe.

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Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; FACE ; Hurt ; INSULT ; Kill ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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You're so skinny, you can dodge raindrops.

Submitter comment:

From his brother, Joe.

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Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; Raindrops ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SIZE ; Skinny ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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You're so fat, you need a periscope to see the ground.

Submitter comment:

from his brother, Joe.

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Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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You're so skinny, if you turn sideways and stick out your tongue, You'll look like a zipper.

Submitter comment:

From his brother, Joe.

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[To What?] is written next to the title.

Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SIZE ; Skinny ; Wisecrack ; Zipper

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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