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BLASON POPULAIRE
IT TAKES THREE CALIFORNIANS TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB.
ONE TO SCREW IN THE BULB, AND TWO TO SHARE IN THE EXPERIENCE.
Submitter comment:
THIS IS THE OPINION OF MANY MIDWESTERNERS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROYAL OAK
James Callow Keyword(s): MORON
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Blason Populaire |
Date learned: 00-00-1979
"I SEE," SAID THE BLIND MAN,
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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): CONTRADICTION ; OXYMORON
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Formula tale PROVERB -- Wellerism Quotation |
Date learned: DATE NOT RECORDED BY COLLECTOR
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WHY DID THE MORON THROW A CLOCK OUT THE WINDOW?
HE WANTED TO SEE TIME FLY.
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
Keyword(s): RIDDLE JOKE: MORON JOKE
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Phrase RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
PROVERB
MAKE HASTE SLOWLY.
Where learned: HOME ; MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): ADVICE ; OXYMORON
| Subject headings: | PROVERB -- Proverbial Apothegm Maxim |
Date learned: 10-23-1968
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THERE WAS A BIG MORON AND A LITTLE MORON STANDING ON A CLIFF
EDGE AND THE BIG MORON FELL OFF. WHY DIDN'T THE LITTLE MORON?
BECAUSE THE LITTLE MORON WAS A LITTLE MORE ON.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): MORON
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1971
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WHY DID THE MORON TAKE HAY TO BED WITH HIM? HE WANTED TO FEED
HIS NIGHTMARES.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): MORON
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1971
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WHY DID THE MORON TIPTOE PAST THE MEDICINE CLOSET?
HE DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE THE SLEEPING PILLS.
Where learned: OHIO
Keyword(s): MORON
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 00-00-1965
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WHY DID THE MORON BRING A LADDER TO CHURCH?
TO HEAR A HIGH MASS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): MORON
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 03-00-1968
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WHY DID THE MORON THROW HIS PANTS OUT THE WINDOW?
HE HEARD THE BOY OUTSIDE YELL "FREE PRESS".
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): MORON
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 10-15-1967
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WHY DID THE MORON THROW HIS CLOCK OUT THE WINDOW?
HE WANTED TO SEE TIME FLY.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): MORON
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 09-20-1967
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WHY DID THE MORON TAKE KETCHUP TO BED WITH HIM?
HE WANTED TO HAVE HIS DREAMS IN COLOR.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): MORON
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question |
Date learned: 09-20-1967