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WHAT HAS AN I.Q. OF 200? (INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT)
POLAND.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
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DO YOU KNOW HOW A POLAK TAKES A SHOWER? PISSES INTO
THE WIND.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; EAST DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): URINATION
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 03-11-1967
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"GIVE ME YOUR POOR........"
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AS THE SHIP DREW CLOSER TO NEW YORK HARBOR, ONE OF THE
IMMIGRANTS ON BOARD (HE WAS POLISH) RAN UP AND DOWN
EXCITEDLY, POINTING AND CRYING OUT: "LOOK! LOOK!
THERE'S THE STASIU OF LIBERTY!"
Submitter comment:
DAN BROUGHT THIS BACK FROM SAN FRANCISCO WHERE HE
ATTENDED A SCIENCE-FICTION CONVENTION IN SEPTEMBER, 1964.
HE TOLD ME THIS JOKE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS
TACTFUL, AND THAT NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY BE HURT.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): STASIU IS A POLISH FIRST NAME.
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Man BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 02-00-1965
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WHAT'S RED AND ORANGE AND PURPLE AND GREEN, AND WEARS
AN ORANGE POLKA DOT TIE, AND SITS ON THE WALL AND
SMELLS?
HUMPTY DUMBROWSKI.
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 05-22-1965
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WHAT DO THEY CALL A POLAK PARATROOPER?
AIR POLLUTION.
Submitter comment:
I LEARNED THIS JOKE FROM ONE OF MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 05-15-1965
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WHY DOES IT TAKE FIVE POLAKS TO POP POPCORN?
IT TAKES ONE TO DIRECT, AND FIVE TO SHAKE THE STOVE.
Submitter comment:
INFORMANT HEARD THIS FROM A FRIEND OF HERS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 05-14-1965
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO POLACKS WHO WENT ICE
FISHING?
THEY CAME BACK WITH 250 POUNDS OF ICE.
Submitter comment:
INFORMANT WAS TOLD THIS JOKE BY A FRIEND AT WORK.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
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POLISH JOKE
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ONE DAY THIS POLOCK WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN A MAN IN A
TRUCK STOPPED HIM AND SAID: "THIS TRUCK IS FULL OF PENGUINS THAT
I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE TO THE ZOO, BUT I'VE GOT A DATE THIS
AFTERNOON. I'LL GIVE YOU A HUNDRED BUCKS IF YOU'LL TAKE THEM FOR ME.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE, BRING THE TRUCK BACK TO THE LOT AND YOU'RE
DONE."
THE POLOCK AGREED AND GOT INTO THE TRUCK AND DROVE OFF. MM
THE MAN WENT OFF TO TAKE HIS GIRLFRIEND TO LUNCH AND A MOVIE. WHEN
HE ARRIVED AT THE THEATER A COUPLE OF HOURS LATER HE FOUND THE POLOCK
STANDING IN THE TICKET LINE WITH THE PENGUINS LINED UP BEHIND HIM.
"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?" HE ASKED.
"WELL," SAID THE POLOCK, "I TOOK THEM TO THE ZOO LIKE YOU SAID, AND
THEY HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME THAT I THOUGHT SINCE I STILL HAD
MONEY LEFT, I'D TAKE THEM TO THE MOVIES."
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 00-00-1981
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLLOCK WHO LOCKED HIS KEYS IN HIS CAR?
HE ASKED THE GAS STATION ATTENDANT FOR A COAT HANGER SO HE COULD
GET HIS FAMILY OUT.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; Mount Clemens
James Callow Keyword(s): IGNORANCE OF MECHANICS
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 00-00-1983
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLISH MAN WHO GOT A JOB PAINTING
WHITE LINES DOWN THE MIDDLE OF A ROAD? THE FIRST DAY
ON THE JOB HE PAINTED A MILE AND THE FOREMAN THOUGHT HE
WAS DOING A REAL GREAT JOB. ON THE SECOND DAY HE PAINTED
A HALF MILE. ON THE THIRD DAY HE ONLY PAINTED A QUARTER
MILE. THE FOREMAN DECIDED THEY WOULD HAVE TO LET THE POLISH MAN GO, BECAUSE HE WAS NOT PAINTED FAR ENOUGH.
WHEN THE POLISH MAN REALIZED HE WAS GOING TO LOSE HIS
JOB HE SAID, "OF COURSE I'M PAINTING LESS EACH DAY, LOOK
HOW FAR I HAVE TO WALK TO THE BUCKET!"
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; Mount Clemens
James Callow Keyword(s): ABSURD MISUNDERSTANDING OF WORK PROCESS
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 00-00-1983
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WHY DON'T POLLOCKS GO ELEPHANT HUNTING? BECAUSE IT'S
TOO HARD TO CARRY A DECOY!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; Mount Clemens
James Callow Keyword(s): DUCK ; SIZE
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 00-00-1983
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A POLLOCK GO CRAZY? YOU PUT HIM IN A
ROUND ROOM AND TELL HIM TO STAND IN THE CORNER!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; Mount Clemens
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 00-00-1983
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HOW DOES A POLLOCK GET KILLED RAKING LEAVES? HE FALLS
OUT OF THE TREE.
James Callow Keyword(s): ABSURD MISUNDERSTANDING OF WORK PROCESS
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-00-1983
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HOW DOES A POLLOCK GET KILLED DRINKING MILK? THE COW
SITS ON HIM!
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-00-1983
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HOW DOES A POLLOCK GET KILLED DRINKING WATER? THE TOILET
SEAT FALLS ON HIM!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SAINT CLAIR SHORES
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-00-1983
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT RUSSIA'S NEW AMUSEMENT PARK? THEY
ARE BUILDING A WALL AROUND POLAND.
Submitter comment:
HEARD AT A TIME WHEN RUSSIA-POLAND RELATIONS WERE ALWAYS IN THE
NEWS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SAINT CLAIR SHORES
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli RUSS |
Date learned: 10-00-1983
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HOW CAN YOU TELL THE BRIDE AT A POLISH WEDDING? SHE'S
THE ONE WITH BRAIDED ARM PITS!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; WARREN
James Callow Keyword(s): CUSTOM OF SHAVING HAIR FROM ARMPITS AND LEGS.
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-00-1983
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WHY DOESN'T POLAND HAVE A STATE FISH? BECAUSE IT DROWNED!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; WARREN
James Callow Keyword(s): LOSERS
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-00-1983
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WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A DOPE RING IN POLAND? SIX
POLLOCKS STANDING AROUND IN A CORNER!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; WARREN
James Callow Keyword(s): PUN: DOPE MEANING NUMSKULL AND NARCOTICS
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-00-1983
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HOW DO YOU TELL THE GROOM AT A POLISH WEDDING? HE'S
THE ONE WEARING AN IRONED BOWLING SHIRT!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; WARREN
James Callow Keyword(s): DRESSING UP
| Subject headings: | BELIEF -- Poli |
Date learned: 10-00-1983