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Retort
When someone asks the time, reply:
"Half past kissing time, time to kiss again."
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James Callow comment:
Small grammatical correction on card.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; DATING ; KISS ; KISSING ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; TIME ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
When someone burps, reply to him:
"Excuse the hog, the pig just left."
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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT ; Duggan, Susan
Keyword(s): Burp ; COMEBACK ; Hog ; INSULT ; MANNERS ; Pig ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
That'll be a cold day in hell.
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The word retort is circled, and the question [To What?] is written next to it.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): Cold ; COMEBACK ; HELL ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; TEMPERATURE ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Sock it to me.
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The word Retort is circled, with the question [To What?] written next to it.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
In the Marines, when you are asked your weight, you say:
"I'm (insert weight) pounds of hell, death and destruction."
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The original Title [Expression of Fixed Form] has been crossed out. Replaced with Retort.
Original BN [P640] has been crosssed out. Replaced with current classification.
Where learned: OHIO ; Addy, Betty ; NORTH OLMSTED
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Fighter ; INSULT ; Marines ; MILITARY ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Soldier ; WEIGHT ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
I wouldn't touch that line with a ten foot pole.
Submitter comment:
Paul is famous for saying this - If somebody would slip and say something innapropriate to the time and location or if a double meaning could be attached to something said whereby he wants people to take it the wrong way.
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A large questionmark is written next to the Collector's comment.
The word [Retort??] is written above the word Untouchable in the Title section.
The original BN [C329] crossed out. Replaced wtih current classification.
Where learned: OHIO ; Larrow, Paul ; 49 Elm St ; Norwalk
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; DISTANCE ; INSULT ; Pole ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
If six turned out to be nine, then I don't mind.
Submitter comment:
Said in reply to ridiculous questions.
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The question [When Said?] is written next to the collector's comment.
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Nine ; NUMBERS ; RETORT ; RHYME ; SARCASM ; Six ; Wisecrack ; Wit
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
You can't be two-faced. If you were two-faced, you certainly wouldn't be wearing the one you've got on.
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The question [To What?] is written next to the title.
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Duplicitous ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Ridicule:
You said it, Cabbage, you've got the head for it.
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[A Retort? To What? ] is written across the top of the card.
Original BN [B662] crossed out. Replaced with current classification.
Where learned: Sanderson, Maxine
Keyword(s): Cabbage ; COMEBACK ; HEAD ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Did your mother have any children that lived?
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James Callow comment:
[To What?] is written next tot he title.
Keyword(s): CHILDREN ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; MOTHER ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
You're about as funny as a cigarette in a Cancer ward.
Submitter comment:
From his brother, Joe. From his friend, Brian Battersby.
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Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick
Keyword(s): Cancer ; Cigarette ; COMEBACK ; HOSPITAL ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
You look like you have to study to qualify as a dropout.
Submitter comment:
From his brother, Joe.
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Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Dropout ; Graduate ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SCHOOL ; Study ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
What's wrong? Does your face hurt? It's killing me.
Submitter comment:
From his brother, Joe.
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Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; FACE ; Hurt ; INSULT ; Kill ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
You're so skinny, you can dodge raindrops.
Submitter comment:
From his brother, Joe.
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Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; Raindrops ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SIZE ; Skinny ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
You're so fat, you need a periscope to see the ground.
Submitter comment:
from his brother, Joe.
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Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
You're so skinny, if you turn sideways and stick out your tongue, You'll look like a zipper.
Submitter comment:
From his brother, Joe.
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James Callow comment:
[To What?] is written next to the title.
Where learned: HOME ; Cunningham, Patrick
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SIZE ; Skinny ; Wisecrack ; Zipper
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
Aw, go tell yourself your mother's calling you!
Submitter comment:
I heard this from two arguing children in SW Detroit.
The number 200.01 is written underneath the BN.
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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
Retort
I know you are, but what am I?
Submitter comment:
This retort was used by a child whenever another child called him a name e.g. brat, or pimple face. It can be used over and over again for any name at all. I learned this retort years ago from neighborhood children in SW Detroit.
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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; TAUNT ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |
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Retort
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
Blow Me!
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[To What?] is written next to the submission.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; Ballinger, Gary ; Bay City
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Innuendo ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SEX ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula Filter - Mature Content |
Retort
Yea, she was bread in old Kentucky, but she's only a crumb up here.
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[To What?] is written next to the title.
Where learned: ILLINOIS ; O'Connor, John ; CHICAGO
Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; HORSE ; INSULT ; Kentucky ; PLAY ON WORDS ; PUN ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack
| Subject headings: | SPEECH -- Formula |