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Dirty Old Man: "To the woods, to the woods"

Young Lady: "But I am not twenty-one."

Dirty Old Man: "You aren't going there to vote."

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Where learned: Massachusetts ; Framingham ; D' ; Aoust, Ron

Keyword(s): Rape ; SEX

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
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Masochist:

There once was a masochist who was starved for affliction.

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Heard it from a friend.

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James Callow comment:

Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.

Keyword(s): Masochist ; PAIN ; PUN

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

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A contraceptive is a labor-saving device.

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A joke he had remembered from work.

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Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional. Do not file yet.

Where learned: D' ; Anna, Ben

Keyword(s): CHILDBIRTH ; Contraceptive ; Labor ; PUN ; SEX

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

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There once was a Texas oilman who went to see his dentist and, when asked which tooth bothered him, he replied, "Oh, drill anywhere. I feel lucky today!"

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He heard it from one of his friends.

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James Callow comment:

Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.

Keyword(s): Black Gold ; Dentist ; Drilling ; HUMOR ; Oil ; PUN ; Texas

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Man

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There is a secret method of coming back from Vegas with a small fortune: Go with a large fortune.

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He heard it from a friend.

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James Callow comment:

Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.

Keyword(s): fortune ; GAMBLING ; HUMOR ; Large ; MONEY ; PUN ; SIZE ; Small ; Vegas

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

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There was a man who was bothered by the idea of how porcupines have sex. He even went so far as to ask a zoologist. He was told "Carefully, very carefully."

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He had heard it from a friend.

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James Callow comment:

Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.

Where learned: D' ; Anna, Ben

Keyword(s): HUMOR ; Porcupine ; PUN ; SEX ; Zoologist

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
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Its very easy for a girl to be poor on history but great on dates.

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He heard it from a friend. A girlfriend I might add.

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Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.

Keyword(s): Dates ; DATING ; Girl ; HISTORY ; HUMOR ; PUN

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- B300

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It's no fun to kiss a girl over the phone unless you happen to be in the same booth.

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He heard this at work

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Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.

Keyword(s): Booth ; Boy ; DATING ; Girl ; KISS ; Phone

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

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