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LIMERICK

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THERE ONCE WAS A COUPLE NAMED KELLY,
WHO LOVED TO DANCE BELLY TO BELLY.
BECAUSE IN THEIR HASTE,
THEY USED LIBRARY PASTE,
INSTEAD OF PETROLEUM JELLY.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; NEW YORK ; ALBANY ; CAMPUS

James Callow Keyword(s): ALLUSION TO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Narrative Verse

Date learned: 12-00-1973

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LIMERICK

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THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM NORWAY,
WHO HUNG BY HER HEELS FROM THE DOORWAY.
SHE SAID TO HER MAN,
GET OFF THE DIVAN,
I THINK I'VE DISCOVERED ONE MORE WAY.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; NEW YORK ; ALBANY ; CAMPUS

James Callow Keyword(s): ALLUSION TO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Narrative Verse

Date learned: 12-00-1973

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PRETENDED OBSCENE RIDDLE

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Q: WHAT GOES IN HARD AND COMES OUT SOFT, STICKY, AND WET?
A: GUM.

Data entry tech comment:

ANOTHER VARIANT IN U OF D FOLKLORE 5 X 8 CARD FILES.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): EATABLES AND DRINKS (A) ; LITERAL ; STATES OF BEING (Q)

James Callow Keyword(s): PENIS ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- True Riddle
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Date learned: 09-00-1971

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PROVERB

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO LAYS GIRL IN FIELD GET PIECE ON EARTH.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE=LAY

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO LAY GIRL ON HILL, NOT ON LEVEL.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE=LAY

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO LOSE KEY TO GIRLFRIENDS PLACE GET NO NEW
KEY.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN--NEW KEY (NOOKY) ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: MAN WHO SCREW GIRL IN CAR HAVE HOT ROD.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: 00-00-1960

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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: BABY CONCEIVED ON BACKSEAT OF CAR WITH AUTOMATIC
TRANSMISSION GROW UP TO BE SHIFTLESS BASTARD.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): PUN

James Callow Keyword(s): PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: BOY WHO MAKE LOVE TO GIRL ON MOUNTAINSIDE NOT ON
LEVEL.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: 00-00-1967

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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: DO NOT MAKE LOVE TO WOMAN IN PANTRY OR GET ASS IN JAM.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ; PUN ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: 00-00-1968

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PROVERB

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CONFUCIUS SAY: LAY GIRL IN STRAWBERRY PATCH, GET SELF IN JAM.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): FOOD ; PUN ; SEX

James Callow Keyword(s): ELLIPSIS ; PARODY ; SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor
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Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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PROVERB

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Keyword(s): PARODY

James Callow Keyword(s): SEX ; SLANG: PIECE FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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IN THE OLDEN TIMES, IT WAS SAID IF A GIRL KISSED A BOY, SHE
WOULD HAVE A BABY.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): PREGNANCY WITHOUT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Birth

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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IN THE OLDEN DAYS IT WAS BELIEVED BY THE YOUNG THAT THE
DOCTOR BROUGHT THE BABIES IN A LITTLE BLACK BAG.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): EUPHEMISM ; PREGNANCY WITHOUT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Birth

Date learned: 10-12-1971

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PROVERBIAL METAPHOR

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

THE NEARER THE BONE THE SWEETER THE MEAT

Where learned: WARREN ; MICHIGAN, ASSUMED

James Callow Keyword(s): SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ; THINNESS

Subject headings: Food Drink -- Meat
BELIEF -- Body part Senses
PROVERB -- Proverbial Metaphor

Date learned: 00001930S

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BABY TRAINS

WHY CAN'T BIG TRAINS HAVE LITTLE TRAINS?
BECAUSE THE NEW YORK CENTRAL ALWAYS PULLS OUT ON TIME.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Keyword(s): INTERCOURSE WITHDRAWAL

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
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Date learned: 11-17-1967

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ONCE A KING ALWAYS A KING, BUT ONCE A NIGHT IS ENOUGH.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS

James Callow Keyword(s): ELLIPSIS ; INTERCOURSE ; PUN ON KNIGHT

Subject headings: PROVERB -- Proverbial Apothegm Maxim

Date learned: 00-00-1979

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Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

FROM 20 TO 30, IF A MAN FEELS RIGHT,
IT'S ONCE IN THE MORNING AND ONCE AT NIGHT.
FROM 30 TO 40, IF HE STILL FEELS RIGHT,
HE CUTS OUT THE MORNING OR HE CUTS OUT THE NIGHT.
FROM 40 TO 50 IT'S JUST NOW AND THEN.
FROM 50 TO 60 IT'S GOD KNOWS WHEN}
FROM 60 TO 70, IF HE STILL FEELS INCLINED,
DON'T LET HIM KID YOU, IT'S ALL IN HIS MIND.

Submitter comment:

INFORMANT FELT THIS WAS QUITE HUMOROUS AND LAUGHED WHILE RECITING IT

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; CAMPUS

James Callow Keyword(s): AGE ; EUPHEMISM ; FREQUENCY OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE ; LOVERS

Subject headings: 730 730.328
Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Custom Festival C840.533
Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Custom Festival C840.545
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Date learned: 02-05-1980

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THE PILOT

A PLANE TOOK OFF WITH ABOUT EIGHTY PASSENGERS ON IT. THE
PILOT, AFTER A BIT, TURNED ON THE P.A. SYSTEM TO MAKE AN
ANNOUNCEMENT AND FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF. A BIT LATER, HE
SAID TO HIS CO-PILOT, "JOE, IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING
AT ALL WHAT WOULD YOU WANT?" ANSWER, "A HOT CUP OF
COFFEE AND A NICE PIECE OF ASS." THIS WAS OVERHEARD
IN THE PLANE AND EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED. THE STEWARDESS
STARTED TO RUN UP THE ASLE TO TELL THEM TO SHUT UP.
WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT HALF WAY AND OLD LADY STOPPED HER
AND SAID IN AN OLD WEAK VOICE, "HEY, GIRLY, YOU FORGOT
THE CUP OF COFFEE."

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT HEARD THIS WHEN HE WAS WORKING AT A FORD
PLANT IN THE SUMMER OF 1964.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Woman

Date learned: 07-00-1964

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BACHELOR PARTY CUSTOM

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

THE GROOM IS USUALLY GIVEN A VERY LARGE JAR OF
VASELINE AS A HONEYMOON PRESENT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): LUBRICATION FOR SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Marriage Bachelor parties

Date learned: 00-00-1967

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