The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

THE PILOT

A PLANE TOOK OFF WITH ABOUT EIGHTY PASSENGERS ON IT. THE
PILOT, AFTER A BIT, TURNED ON THE P.A. SYSTEM TO MAKE AN
ANNOUNCEMENT AND FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF. A BIT LATER, HE
SAID TO HIS CO-PILOT, "JOE, IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING
AT ALL WHAT WOULD YOU WANT?" ANSWER, "A HOT CUP OF
COFFEE AND A NICE PIECE OF ASS." THIS WAS OVERHEARD
IN THE PLANE AND EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED. THE STEWARDESS
STARTED TO RUN UP THE ASLE TO TELL THEM TO SHUT UP.
WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT HALF WAY AND OLD LADY STOPPED HER
AND SAID IN AN OLD WEAK VOICE, "HEY, GIRLY, YOU FORGOT
THE CUP OF COFFEE."

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT HEARD THIS WHEN HE WAS WORKING AT A FORD
PLANT IN THE SUMMER OF 1964.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): INTERCOURSE

Date learned: 07-00-1964