COUNTING OUT

ENGINE, ENGINE NUMBER NINE,
GOING DOWN CHICAGO LINE.
IF THE TRAIN FALLS OFF THE TRACK,
WILL YOU GET YOUR MONEYBACK?
YES Y-E-S AND YOU ARE NOT IT.
OR NO N-O AND YOU ARE NOT IT.
OR--AND YOU ARE IT.

Submitter comment: I LEARNED THIS IN GRADE SCHOOL.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT