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CONFESSION JOKE

PENITENT: FATHER, I PUT MY ARMS AROUND A GIRL THREE TIMES.
PRIEST: MY GOD, HOW LONG ARE YOUR ARMS?

Submitter comment: MY GRANDMOTHER DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE TELLING THIS JOKE TO THE
BOYS WHO WORK FOR HER, BUT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO TELL IT TO ME.

Where learned: OHIO ; CINCINNATI

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
BELIEF -- Body part Senses Upper body, arms, neck

Date learned: 00-07-1973

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