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I PITY THE BUTCHER, I PITY THE COOK,
I PITY THE ONE WHO STEALS THIS BOOK.
FOR WHEN HE DIES, GOD WILL SAY:
"WHERE'S THAT BOOK YOU STOLE THAT DAY?"
AND IF HE SAYS, "I DO NOT KNOW."
GOD WILL SAY, "TO HELL YOU GO!"
(OR "PLEASE STEP BELOW.")
Submitter comment: I REMEMBER MY MOTHER AND SISTER SAYING THIS.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Wisecracks, Gags, Silly Insults |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN