STUDENT LORE

HAVING WORKED AT A PAROCHIAL SCHOOL, I HAVE BEEN IN
CONTACT WITH THE CLERGY MANY TIMES. ONE NIGHT AFTER
A PARTICULARLY FESTIVE OCCASION, I WAS SPEAKING TO A
PRIEST ABOUT THE PROBLEMS YOUNG PEOPLE ARE HAVING
ETC. HE REMARKED THAT THEY ARE VERY ADAPTIBLE TO
CHANGE. EVENTUALLY, HE EXPLAINED AT LEAST TWO METHODS
OF ARTIFICIAL CONTRACEPTION WHICH TEENAGERS EMPLOY:
1. THE BOYS WRAP THEIR PENIS WITH A COMMERCIAL
PRODUCT, SARAN WRAP, A METHOD BOTH POPULAR AND EFFECTIVE.
2. THE GIRLS, IF THE BOY HAS NO SARAN WRAP, DOUCHE
BY SHAKING A COKE BOTTLE VIGOROUSLY AND INSERTING IT
INTO THE VAGINA AFTER INTERCOURSE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT