AT THE BAR, AT THE BAR,
WHERE I SMASHED MY FIRST CIGAR
AND THE DIMES AND THE NICKELS ROLLED AROUND
IT WAS THERE BY CHANCE
THAT I TORE MY SUNDAY PANTS
AND NOW I HAVE TO WEAR THEM EVERYDAY.

Submitter comment:

INFORMANT'S FATHER USED TO SING THIS SONG ALL THE TIME.

Data entry tech comment:

Updated by TRD

Where learned: PENNSYLVANIA ; SCRANTON ; Mahoney, John

Keyword(s): JOKE ; MUSIC ; PARODY ; SONG ; Tune ; VERSE