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Jokes
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
Dirty Old Man: "To the woods, to the woods"
Young Lady: "But I am not twenty-one."
Dirty Old Man: "You aren't going there to vote."
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Where learned: Massachusetts ; Framingham ; D' ; Aoust, Ron
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote Filter - Mature Content |
Play on Words
Masochist:
There once was a masochist who was starved for affliction.
Submitter comment:
Heard it from a friend.
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James Callow comment:
Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.
Where learned: D'Anna, Ben
Keyword(s): Masochist ; PAIN ; PUN
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote |
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Play on Words
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
A contraceptive is a labor-saving device.
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A joke he had remembered from work.
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James Callow comment:
Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional. Do not file yet.
Keyword(s): CHILDBIRTH ; Contraceptive ; Labor ; PUN ; SEX
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote |
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There once was a Texas oilman who went to see his dentist and, when asked which tooth bothered him, he replied, "Oh, drill anywhere. I feel lucky today!"
Submitter comment:
He heard it from one of his friends.
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James Callow comment:
Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.
Where learned: D'Anna, Ben
Keyword(s): Black Gold ; Dentist ; Drilling ; HUMOR ; Oil ; PUN ; Texas
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Man |
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There is a secret method of coming back from Vegas with a small fortune: Go with a large fortune.
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He heard it from a friend.
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James Callow comment:
Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.
Where learned: D'Anna, Ben
Keyword(s): fortune ; GAMBLING ; HUMOR ; Large ; MONEY ; PUN ; SIZE ; Small ; Vegas
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote |
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Play on Words
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
There was a man who was bothered by the idea of how porcupines have sex. He even went so far as to ask a zoologist. He was told "Carefully, very carefully."
Submitter comment:
He had heard it from a friend.
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Motifs added by TRD
James Callow comment:
Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.
Keyword(s): HUMOR ; Porcupine ; PUN ; SEX ; Zoologist
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote Filter - Mature Content |
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Its very easy for a girl to be poor on history but great on dates.
Submitter comment:
He heard it from a friend. A girlfriend I might add.
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James Callow comment:
Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.
Where learned: D'Anna, Ben
Keyword(s): Dates ; DATING ; Girl ; HISTORY ; HUMOR ; PUN
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- B300 |
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It's no fun to kiss a girl over the phone unless you happen to be in the same booth.
Submitter comment:
He heard this at work
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James Callow comment:
Submission card located in pile marked These don't sound traditional - Do Not File Yet.
Where learned: D'Anna, Ben
Keyword(s): Booth ; Boy ; DATING ; Girl ; KISS ; Phone
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote |