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ONE FOR THE MONEY,
TWO FOR THE SHOW,
WHEN REPORT CARDS COME,
GO, GO, GO.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00001959 LATE
MY FATHER IS A BUTCHER,
MY MOTHER CUTS THE MEAT,
I'M JUST A LITTLE WINNIE (WEENIE)
RUNNING AROUND THE STREET.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): WEENIE=FRANKFURTER HOTDOG
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00-00-1960
IN JAIL THEY GAVE ME COFFEE,
IN JAIL THEY GAVE ME TEA,
IN JAIL THEY GAVE ME EVERYTHING,
EXCEPT THE DOGGONE KEY.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00-00-1960
I SEE YOU IN THE OCEAN
I SEE YOU IN THE SEA
I SEE YOU IN THE BATHTUB
OOPS, PARDON ME!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00-00-1960
CAN'T THINK, TOO DUMB
INSPIRATION WON'T COME
BAD INK, BAD PEN
PENCIL'S BROKE! AMEN!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00-00-1963
I THINK THAT I SHOULD NEVER SEE,
AN EAGLE QUITE AS BALD AS THEE,
TO LOOK AT YOU, SOMEONE WOULD THINK,
THAT YOU'RE THE FOUNDER OF THE FINK.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00-00-1963
BOB, BOB, ON THE WALL,
DON'T YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES AT ALL??
NOPE!!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 06-06-1962
I LIKE YOU BIG, I LIKE YOU MIGHTY,
I LIKE YOUR PAJAMAS AGAINST MY NIGHTY.
DON'T GET SHOOK, DON'T GET RED,
I MEAN ON THE CLOTHESLINE, NOT IN BED.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 06-06-1962
SUSAN, SUSAN, IN THE TUB,
HER MOTHER FORGOT TO PUT IN THE PLUG,
OH, MY GRACIOUS! OH MY SOUL!
THERE GOES SUSAN DOWN THE HOLE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00001959-1960
SUSAN HAD A LITTLE CAR,
IT WAS PAINTED RED,
AND EVERYWHERE THAT SUSAN WENT,
THE COPS PICKED UP THE DEAD
James Callow comment: PARODY ON NURSERY RHYME
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00001959-1960
NOW LISTEN MY CHILDREN,
AND YOU SHALL HEAR
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL REVERE.
OVER THE PILLOW,
ACROSS THE SHEET,
A FORTY YARD DASH,
TO THE TOILET SEAT.
James Callow comment: PARODY
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00001959-1960
SUZIE HAD A LITTLE CAR,
IT WAS PAINTED RED,
AND EVERYWHERE THAT SUZI WENT,
THE COPS PICKED UP THE DEAD.
James Callow comment: PARODY
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00001959-1960
IF IN HEAVEN WE DO MEET,
HAND AND HAND, WE'LL STAND THE HEAT,
IF IT GETS INTENSELY HOT,
PEPSI COLA WILL HIT THE SPOT.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): SODA POP
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
MARY HAD A LITTLE CAR
THE CAR WAS PAINTED RED,
AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT
THE COPS PICKED UP THE DEAD.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 10-15-1967
PRETTY KITTY WENT TO THE CITY,
IN HER NIGHTGOWN.
SHE MADE THE BOYS WHISTLE,
TILL THEY TOOK OFF LIKE A MISSILE,
AND WHEN THEY CAME BACK, SHE WAS GONE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 09-26-1969
I WENT TO YOUR FUNERAL,
AND HEARD THE PREACHER SAY,
"HERE LIES THE BODY
OF A NUT WHO HAS PASSED AWAY."
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 10-12-1969
DON'T SLAP THERESE IN THE FACE;
NATURE HAS PROVIDED A BETTER PLACE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00-00-1935
WHEN YOU GET OLD AND OUT OF SHAPE,
REMEMBER GIRDLES ARE $2.98.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 03-12-1970
IF ALL THE GIRLS WERE ACROSS THE SEA,
OH, WHAT A SWIMMER TOM WOULD BE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR,
WAY ABOVE THE TROLLY CAR,
IF THE CAR SHOULD JUMP THE TRACK,
WILL I GET MY NICKEL BACK?
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN