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I SAW YOU IN THE OCEAN,
I SAW YOU IN THE SEA,
I SAW YOU IN THE BATHTUB,
OOPS, PARDON ME!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
IN JAIL THEY SERVE YOU COFFEE,
IN JAIL THEY SERVE YOU TEA.
IN JAIL THEY SERVE YOU EVERYTHING,
EXCEPT THAT DARN OLD KEY.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 01-03-1963
OVER THE PILLOW, OVER THE SHEET,
A 50 YARD DASH TO THE TOILET SEAT.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 01-03-1963
IF IN HEAVEN WE DO NOT MEET,
HAND IN HAND WE'LL STAND THE HEAT.
AND IF THAT HEAT GETS EXTREMELY HOT,
PIPSI COLA HITS THE SPOT.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): SODA POP HELL
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 01-03-1963
DON'T WORRY IF YOUR JOB IS SMALL
AND YOUR REWARDS ARE FEW,
REMEMBER THE MIGHTY OAK
WAS ONCE A NUT LIKE YOU.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 01-03-1963
ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST,
BEFORE I THINK OF A POEM,
MY PEN WILL RUST.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 11-15-1968
NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP
A BAG OF CANDY AT MY FEET.
IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE,
YOU'LL KNOW I DIED OF A STOMACH ACHE.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): PARODY ON A CHILDREN'S PRAYER
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
FOUR BLANK LINES ARE SHOWN ON 5 X 8 CARD.
FOUR LINES FROM A LAZY POET.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
I LOVE YOU, O GREAT,
I LOVE YOU, O MIGHT,
I WISH YOUR P.J.'S WERE NEXT TO MY NIGHTY.
NOW DON'T GET EXCITED,
AND DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD,
I MEAN ON THE CLOTHESLINE,
AND NOT IN BED.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 03-23-1968
IN YEARS TO COME
I'LL RECALL MEMORIES SWEET
OF THE PITTER-PATTER DOWN THE HALL
OF YOUR BIG FEET.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 11-00-1968
(NAME) HAD A LITTLE CAR
AND HE PAINTED IT RED.
EVERYWHERE THAT (NAME) WENT,
THE COPS PICKED UP THE DEAD.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00-00-1966
PAPA MOSES CAUGHT A SKUNK
MAMA MOSES COOKED A CHUNK
BABY MOSES ATE THE CHUNK
HOLY MOSES HOW HE STUNK.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 06-00-1952
FOUR EMPTY LINES ARE DRAWN ON 5 X 8 CARD.
FOUR LINES FROM A LAZY POET.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 06-00-1952
GRANDMA HAS A HABIT
OF EATING IN HER SLEEP.
SHE CHEWS ON GRANDPA'S WHISKERS
AND THINKS IT'S SHREDDED WHEAT.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): CEREAL=SHREDDED WHEAT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 06-00-1952
SHIRLEY IS HER NAME
DETROIT IS HER STATION
FLIRTING WITH THE BOYS
IS HER MAIN OCCUPATION.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 06-00-1952
BIRDS ON THE MOUNTAIN,
FISH IN THE SEA,
HOW YOU EVER GRADUATED,
IS A MYSTERY TO ME.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 11-00-1968
BIRDS ON THE MOUNTAIN,
FISH IN THE SEA,
HOW YOU EVER GRADUATED,
IS A MYSTERY TO ME.
Submitter comment: YOU IS UNDERLINED
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
IF YOU GET OLD AND THINK YOU'RE SWEET,
TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AND SMELL YOUR FEET.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 03-01-1970
I NEVER WENT TO HARVARD
I NEVER WENT TO YALE
I GOT MY EDUCATION
AT WAYNE COUNTY JAIL.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 06-03-1959
A PEANUT SITTING ON A RAILROAD TRACK,
ITS HEART WAS ALL A-FLUTTER,
ALONG CAME THE 615
TOOT TOOT
PEANUT BUTTER.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults |
Date learned: 00-00-1955