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Retort

Once in a Blue Moon

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James Callow comment:

Retort, To What?

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): Blue ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; MOON ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

Never in a month of Sundays.

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James Callow comment:

Retort to what?

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

I was born that way, what's your excuse?

Submitter comment:

Reply to a criticism

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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; EXCUSE ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

I'll consider the source.

Submitter comment:

Usually said in fun in reply to soemthing said that is not agreed with.

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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Source ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

Big Deal!

Submitter comment:

Source not remembered

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James Callow comment:

Retort to what??

Where learned: HOME ; Hayes, Robert

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

Get off the table Maude. The quarter is for the beer.

Submitter comment:

This remark is sometimes said to a person who is under the influence of alcohol, such as at a party.

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James Callow comment:

What does this mean?

Where learned: ONTARIO ; Heynick, Allan ; Chatham

Keyword(s): ALCOHOL ; BEER ; COIN ; COMEBACK ; DRUNK ; Innuendo ; INSULT ; MONEY ; Quarter ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Stipper ; Table ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

When someone blows their horn during a traffic jam, one can answer "blow your nose, you'll get more out of it!"

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James Callow comment:

Small grammatical corrections.

Where learned: ONTARIO ; Heynick, Allan ; Chatham

Keyword(s): AUTOMOBILE ; Car ; COMEBACK ; Horn ; INSULT ; NOSE ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Traffic ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

And the cow jumped over the moon.

Submitter comment:

To an absurd story.

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James Callow comment:

Small grammatical correction.

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; Cow ; Fanciful ; INSULT ; MOON ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

Famous Last Words.

Submitter comment:

This is said to someone to mock something thay say they must do, are going to do, etc. to show them you won't believe it until you see it.

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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

When someone asks the time, reply:

"Two hairs past a freckle, by left standard elbow time."

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Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; HUMOR ; INSULT ; Jest ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

That's about as funny as a screen door in a submarine!

Submitter comment:

To be said to someone when they have just told a joke.

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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT ; Hessenbruch, John

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; HUMOR ; INSULT ; JOKE ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

When someone has a coughing spell:

"What do you want, sympathy?"

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Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; Kalisz, Joann

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SNEEZE ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

If you speak of someone who you see in the near future you say:

"Speak of the devil and the imp appears."

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James Callow comment:

Taunt?

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; DEVIL ; Imp ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; SPEECH ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Person asks a question. You answer:

"What's it to you? You writing a book?"

If the person says "Yes," you say:

"Well, leave this chapter a mystery!"

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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT ; Kunnath, Paulette

Keyword(s): BOOK ; Chapter ; COMEBACK ; INSULT ; Mystery ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

Your teeth are like stars. They come out at night.

Submitter comment:

This is a sarcastic retort used when a person has had a sarcastic remark directed towards them.

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Where learned: Diamond, Sue

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; Night ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; STARS ; TEETH ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

You are so dumb that you could screw up a one-car funeral.

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James Callow comment:

Just the hearse?

Where learned: Matouski, Nat

Keyword(s): Car ; COMEBACK ; Dumb ; Funeral ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

You're outstanding in your field, and that's where you should be - out standing in your field.

Submitter comment:

This is a sarcastic retort used when a person has had a sarcastic remark directed towards them.

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James Callow comment:

Taunt in Prose

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; Diamond, Susan

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

Who do you think you are, anyhow?

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James Callow comment:

The original title [Wellerism] has been crossed out.

Why not S570? Retort? Yes.

Original BN [V500] crossed out. replaced with current classification.

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

You should be on the stage, it's leaving in ten minutes.

Submitter comment:

This is a sarcastic retort used when a person has had a sarcastic remark directed towards them.

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James Callow comment:

Original Title [Taunt in Prose] crossed out. Replaced with current title.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; Diamond, Susan

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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Retort

Shut up? I wasn't shut up, I was brought up, and when I think of you I throw up.

Submitter comment:

Collected upon hearing the informant answer someone who told him to shut up.

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Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROYAL OAK ; Patrick, Richard

Keyword(s): COMEBACK ; INSULT ; RETORT ; SARCASM ; Wisecrack

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

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