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ROMANS AND COUNTRYMEN,
LEND ME YOUR EARS,
LOOK WHO'S GRADUATING
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 06-01-1967

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I SAW YOU IN THE OCEAN,
I SAW YOU IN THE SEA,
I SAW YOU IN THE BATH ROOM,
OOPS, PARDON ME!

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 06-01-1967

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CHRIS IS A PROPER NOUN,
PARSE IT UP AND PARSE IT DOWN,
NEUTER GENDER, HOPELESS CASE,
OBJECT OF A (YOU FILL IN A BLANK) FACE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 06-03-1959

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IF IN HEAVEN WE DON'T MEET,
TOGETHER WE WILL STAND THE HEAT,
IF IT GETS EXTREMELY HOT,
PEPSI COLA HITS THE SPOT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): ADVERTISEMENT ; COMMERCIAL ; SODA POP

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 06-03-1959

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BLUE, BLUE, GOD LOVES YOU.
YELLOW, YELLOW, KISS A FELLOW.

Where learned: NEW YORK ; NIAGARA

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00001950S

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I WENT TO THE CIRCUS TOMORROW,
I TOOK A FRONT SEAT IN THE BACK.
I FELL FROM THE FLOOR TO THE CEILING,
AND BROKE A CHEST BONE IN MY BACK.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1960

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WHEN YOU GET OLD AND OUT OF SHAPE,
REMEMBER THAT GIRDLES ARE $2.98

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1960

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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB,
HER FATHER HAD A STEAK,
THIS IS THE WORST POEM
I COULD EVER MAKE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 06-00-1962

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ALBUMS ARE RECORDS KEPT BY DAMES
TO SHOW US THAT THEIR FRIENDS
CAN WRITE THEIR NAMES.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

James Callow Keyword(s): SEXISM

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 10-20-1967

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DOWN IN THE VALLEY
WHERE THE GREEN GRASS GROWS
THERE SITS BILLY
SMELLING HIS TOES.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1958

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FRIENDS, ROMANS, AND COUNTRYMEN,
LEND ME YOUR EARS,
LOOK WHO'S GRADUATING,
AFTER SO MANY YEARS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1955

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IF THE OCEAN WERE WHISKEY,
AND (NAME) WAS A DUCK
SHE'D GO TO THE BOTTOM,
AND NEVER COME UP.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1955

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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB,
SHE TIED HIM TO A HEATER,
AND EVERY TIME HE TURNED AROUND,
HE BURNED HIS LITTLE SEATER.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1955

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IN THE JAIL THEY GIVE COFFEE
IN THE JAIL THEY GIVE TEA,
IN THE JAIL THEY GIVE EVERYTHING,
EXCEPT THE DOGGONE KEY.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1955

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BY AND BY YOU ARE TO DIE,
MAYBE UP AND UP YOU'LL FLY,
BUT HOWEVER IF NOT
YOU WILL GO WHERE IT IS HOT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1955

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BLESSED IS HE WHO SITS ON A TACK,
FOR HE SHALL RISE AGAIN!

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1955

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DOWN IN THE VALLEY, DEEP IN THE GRASS,
A LITTLE PINK ELEPHANT SAT ON HIS ---,
NOW DON'T GET WORRIED, NOW DON'T TURN RED,
THE LITTLE PINK ELEPHANT SAT ON HIS HEAD.

Submitter comment: FROM MY EIGHTH GRADE BOOK

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

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LITTLE JACK HORNER SAT IN A CORNER,
GIVING THE GIRLS THE EYE.
ALONG CAME A BEAUTY
HE SAID, "HIYA CUTIE!"
AND THAT'S HOW HE GOT HIS BLACK EYE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1962

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YOUR MOTHER IS THE BUTCHER,
YOUR FATHER CUTS THE MEAT,
AND YOU'RE THE LITTLE WEENIE
THAT RUNS AROUND THE STREET.

Where learned: DETROIT ; MICHIGAN, ASSUMED

James Callow Keyword(s): FRANKFURTER WIENER

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1935

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SUGAR IS SUGAR, FLOUR IS FLOUR,
YOUR LIKE AN APPLE, WHEN IT IS SOUR.

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Autograph Verse Wisecracks, gags, silly stories, insults

Date learned: 00-00-1935

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