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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT IS THE BEST THING TO PUT INTO A PIE?
ANSWER: YOUR TEETH.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): PIE (Q) ; TEETH (A)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-00-1967

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN THE CLOCK SAYS THIRTEEN O'CLOCK?
ANSWER: TIME TO GET THE CLOCK FIXED.

Where learned: BUFFALO ; NEW YORK

Keyword(s): CLOCK (Q) ; TIME (A)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-00-1967

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 13?
ANSWER: TIME TO GET THE CLOCK FIXED.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): CLOCK (Q) ; TIME (A)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHY DOES THE STATUE OF LIBERTY STAND IN NEW
YORK HARBOR?
ANSWER: BECAUSE IT CAN'T SIT DOWN.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SIT (A) ; STATUE (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHY DOES THE STATUE OF LIBERTY STAND IN THE NEW
YORK HARBOR?
ANSWER: BECAUSE IT CAN'T SIT DOWN.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SIT (A) ; STATUE (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 12-00-1965

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHY DOES THE STATUE OF LIBERTY STAND IN NEW
YORK HARBOR?
ANSWER: BECAUSE IT CANNOT SIT DOWN.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): SIT (A) ; STATUE (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CALL A COUPLE WHO PRACTICES
THE RHYTHM METHOD?
ANSWER: PARENTS

Where learned: BUFFALO ; NEW YORK

Keyword(s): PARENTS (A) ; RHYTHM (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-00-1971

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU CALL CATHOLICS THAT PRACTICE RHYTHM?
ANSWER: PARENTS

Where learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

Keyword(s): PARENTS (A) ; RHYTHM (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT IS THIS FLY DOING IN MY SOUP?
ANSWER: THE BACKSTROKE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; PLEASANT RIDGE

Keyword(s): BACKSTROKE (A) ; FLY (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00-00-1968

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT'S THIS FLY DOING IN MY SOUP?
ANSWER: DOING THE BACKSTROKE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): BACKSTROKE (A) ; FLY (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: IF I HAD ONE THOUSAND MEN AND YOU HAD ONE THOUSAND
MEN AND WE WERE AT WAR, WHO WOULD WIN?
LISTENER: I GIVE UP.
ANSWER: I WOULD BECAUSE YOU JUST GAVE UP.

Where learned: OHIO ; CINCINNATI ; 45238

Keyword(s): MEN (Q) ; UP (A)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-00-1968

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: IF YOU HAD 1,000 MEN AND I HAD 1,000 MEN AND WE
WERE AT WAR, WHO WOULD WIN?
LISTENER: I GIVE UP.
ANSWER: I WIN. YOU JUST GAVE UP.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN HEIGHTS

Keyword(s): MEN (Q) ; UP (A)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 03-00-1970

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT DO GIRAFFES HAVE THAT NO OTHER ANIMALS HAVE?
ANSWER: LITTLE GIRAFFES.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANIMAL (A) ; HAVE (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00-00-1965

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT DOES A HIPPOPOTAMUS HAVE THAT NO OTHER
ANIMAL HAS?
ANSWER: BABY HIPPOPOTAMI.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANIMAL (A) ; HAVE (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-00-1968

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT DO HIPPOPOTAMI HAVE THAT NO OTHER ANIMAL HAVE?
ANSWER: BABY HIPPOPOTAMI.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANIMAL (A) ; HAVE (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT IS IT THAT DOGS HAVE THAT NOTHING ELSE HAS?
ANSWER: PUPPIES.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Keyword(s): ANIMAL (A) ; HAVE (Q)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-00-1967

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT IS THE POPE'S THEME SONG?
ANSWER: THOSE WEDDING BELLS ARE BREAKING UP THAT OLD GANG
OF MINE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT DID JAMES BROWN SAY WHEN HE GOT OUT OF THE
HOSPITAL?
ANSWER: "I FEEL GOOD."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 10-00-1971

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHEN DO WORMS GET ALL SHOOK UP?
ANSWER: WHEN THE RED RED ROBIN COMES BOB BOB BOBBIN.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

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RIDDLE

QUESTION: WHAT DID THE BEATLES SING WHEN THEY WERE
STANDING IN QUICK SAND?
ANSWER: "I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR

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