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RIDDLE

QUESTION: IF YOU HAD 1,000 MEN AND I HAD 1,000 MEN AND WE
WERE AT WAR, WHO WOULD WIN?
LISTENER: I GIVE UP.
ANSWER: I WIN. YOU JUST GAVE UP.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN HEIGHTS

Keyword(s): MEN (Q) ; UP (A)

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 03-00-1970

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