RE:SEARCH logo
University of Detroit Mercy Libraries / Instructional Design Studio
UDM HOME BLACKBOARD MY UDMERCY
RESEARCH HOME / FIND / SPECIAL COLLECTIONS / THE JAMES T. CALLOW FOLKLORE ARCHIVE /
James Callow Folklore Archive

Collection Home

About Dr. James T. Callow

Dr. James T. Callow publications

Collectors

Browse by

Subject heading

Keyword

Location

Questions or comments on this site? Please email davidsor@udmercy.edu.

The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

search for

Content filter is on

Your search for DORM returned 234 results.

prev | items
| next

INSULT TO EITHER SEX

BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU GET, YOU COULD GET SOMETHING
YOU DESERVE.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

View just this record

SLOGAN

WE DO AND SAY THE NASTIEST THINGS IN THE NICEST WAY.

James Callow comment: (USED TO FOLLOW UP AN INSULT, SAYS COLLECTOR)

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS ; DETROIT

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

View just this record

TAUNT

JUST BECAUSE YOUR HEAD IS SHAPED LIKE A HUBCAP, DOESN'T
MEAN YOU'RE A BIG WHEEL.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS ; DETROIT

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

View just this record

INSULT

HE'S OKAY IN HIS OWN LITTLE PLACE, BUT NOBODY HAS
DUG IT YET.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

View just this record

INSULT

YOU'RE ABOUT AS BRIGHT AS A BURNT OUT LIGHTBULB.

Submitter comment: I REMEMBERED THIS FROM A CONVERSATION WHERE A BUNCH
OF GUYS WERE JOKING WITH EACH OTHER.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

View just this record

INSULT

HE'S GOT A FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE, AND THEN (ONLY)
AT NIGHT.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

View just this record

INSULT

HER TEETH ARE LIKE STARS, THEY COME OUT AT NIGHT.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

View just this record

INSULT

HER FACE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS STRAPPED TO THE OUTSIDE
OF A TIRE AND DRIVEN 50,000 MILES.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

View just this record

RIDDLE

"WHY IS SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL LIKE MUSIC?"
"BECAUSE YOU'LL BE FLAT IF YOU DON'T SEE SHARP}"

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DORM

Keyword(s): BANANAPEEL ; FRUIT: BANANAS ; MUSIC: INTERVALS ; RIDDLING QUESTION

James Callow Keyword(s): LOOK SHARP ; PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

View just this record

Entry filtered.

DIRTY RIDDLE

Q. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CIRCUS AND A BURLESQUE SHOW?
A. A CIRCUS IS A COLLECTION OF CUNNING STUNTS, WHILE A BURLESQUE SHO
IS A COLLECTION OF STUNNING...

Submitter comment: TOLD MANY TIMES ON MY DORMITORY HALLWAY, THE LAST WORD IS LEFT TO TH
IMAGINATION AND RHYMING OF THE READER.

Where learned: DORMITORY ; UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question
Filter - Mature Content

Date learned: 00-00-1976

View just this record

GOOD LUCK

IN JAPAN, IT IS A VILLAGE BELIEF THAT WHEN STANDING ON A CERTAIN
ROCK FOUND ON A BEACH, ONE SEES THE EMPEROR, GOOD LUCK FOR ONE
YEAR WILL BE HIS.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS

Keyword(s): JAPANESE BELIEF ; NUMBERS: ONE ; TIME

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Formation
BELIEF -- Measure of time Year
BELIEF -- Good luck P881.2

Date learned: 11-13-1969

View just this record

BOURSCHE SOUP

THIS IS A UKRAINIAN BEET SOUP.
YOU MIX BEETS AND WATER TOGETHER. ADD CELERY, PARSLEY, CATSUP,
AND ONIONS. SOME PEOPLE ADD SOUR CREAM WHEN SERVING.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; DORMS

Subject headings: Food Drink -- Mixed preparation in liquid

Date learned: 03-03-1971

View just this record

SPAGHETTI TEST

IF YOU THROW SPAGHETTI ON A WALL AND IT STICKS, IT MEANS IT'S DONE.
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE, BUT THE INFORMANT TOLD ME
IT WORKS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; DORMS

Keyword(s): HUMOR

Subject headings: Food Drink -- Manner of preparation Process

Date learned: 10-06-1971

View just this record

RECIPE - AN UKRANIAN DISH CALLED PEROGIES

YOU TAKE ANY ORDINARY PIE CRUST PASTRY AND CUT IT INTO SMALL
SQUARES. YOU FILL THESE SQUARES WITH EITHER; MASHED POTATOES,
CHEESE OR SAUREKRAUT. YOU THEN PRESS ANOTHER SQUARE OF PASTRY OVER
THIS FILLING. THESE ARE BAKED AT 350 DEGREES FOR ABOUT FORTY-FIVE
MINUTES. THEY ARE THEN SERVED WITH SOUR CREAM.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; DORMS

Keyword(s): SAUERKRAUT

Subject headings: Food Drink -- Manner of preparation

Date learned: 03-02-1971

View just this record

TAKING A BATH DURING MENSTRUAL PERIOD, WILL NOT ONLY
STOP THE FLOW, BUT WILL CAUSE TUBERCULOSIS.

Submitter comment: FROM FRIEND.

Where learned: MERCY COLLEGE ; GIRLS DORM

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Product or activity of man or animal
BELIEF -- Means of Causing or Avoiding Illness

Date learned: 11-24-1967

View just this record

AS FRESHMEN WE WERE TOLD THAT WE COULDN'T USE THE
ELEVATOR WITHOUT A PASS, WHICH TELLER
CONVENIENTLY HAD EXTRAS OF.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT DORMS ; DETROIT

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Initiation rite Hazing

Date learned: NOT GIVEN

View just this record

CARD GAME SIGNAL

INDICATING ONE'S RING FINGER: DIAMONDS
SCRATCHING ONE'S CHEST: HEARTS
OPENING ONE'S HAND: SPADES
HITTING THE TABLE: CLUBS

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; DORMS

Subject headings: Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Special Object or Implement
SPEECH -- Game Pastime Sport
SPEECH -- Instructions Directions

Date learned: 11-02-1970

View just this record

ITCH ME, PINCH ME

ITCH ME AND PINCH ME WENT BOAT-RIDING. IF ITCH ME
FELL OUT THEN WHO WAS LEFT?
ANSWER: PINCH ME.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; DORMS

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Formula tale

Date learned: 11-30-1970

View just this record

IN ITALY, IF A GIRL IS PINCHED BY A GUY IN THE REAR,
SHE IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; DORMS

James Callow Keyword(s): BUTTOCKS

Subject headings: BELIEF -- Marriage
SPEECH -- Congratulations Appreciation Appreciation of female beauty

Date learned: 10-02-1969

View just this record

CHURCH CUSTOM

FAMILY ROSARY: A LARGE ROSARY, BIG ENOUGH SO THAT ALL
THE MEMBERS OF THE FAMILY COULD HOLD IT AND PRAY
TOGETHER.

Submitter comment: ETHNIC CUSTOM FROM FLINT, MICHIGAN

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; DETROIT ; DORMS

Subject headings: CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Church

Date learned: 10-23-1970

View just this record

prev | items
| next

University of Detroit Mercy
4001 W. McNichols Detroit , MI , 48221-3038
This site is endorsed by the University of Detroit Mercy (UDM) and supports the views, values, and mission of UDM. The University of Detroit Mercy web site provides links to other web sites, both public and private, for informational purposes. The inclusion of these links on UDM's site does not imply endorsement by the University. Please contact the Associate Dean for Technical Services and Library Systems for any questions regarding this web site.