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BABY JOKE

WHAT'S RED AND WHITE AND SITS IN THE CORNER?
A BABY TEETHING ON RAZOR BLADES.
WHAT'S BLUE AND WHITE AND SITS IN THE CORNER?
THE SAME BABY A MONTH LATER.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): GORE

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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BABY JOKE

WHAT'S RED AND WHITE AND HANGS FROM THE TELEPHONE WIRES?
A BABY THAT GOT CAUGHT IN A SNOW BLOWER.
WHAT'S BLUE AND WHITE AND HANGS FROM THE TELEPHONE WIRES?
THE SAME BABY A MONTH LATER.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): GORE

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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BABY JOKE

HOW DO YOU MAKE A DEAD BABY FLOAT?
ADD A LITTLE ROOT BEER; OR
USE ONE GLASS OF ROOT BEER AND ONE DEAD BABY.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): CANNIBALISM

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
Food Drink -- Kind of Drink and Its Preparation
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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BABY JOKE

WHAT'S EASIER TO UNLOAD, A TRUCKLOAD OF BABIES OR A TRUCKLOAD
OF BOWLING BALLS?
A TRUCKLOAD OF BABIES, BECAUSE YOU CAN USE A PITCHFORK.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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BABY JOKE

WHY DID THE BABY CROSS THE ROAD?
IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN; OR
BECAUSE HIS FATHER NAILED HIM TO THE CHICKEN.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): CRUELTY

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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BABY JOKE

WHY DO YOU BOIL WATER WHEN A BABY IS BORN?
IN CASE IT DIES YOU CAN HAVE FRESH BABY SOUP.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): CANNIBALISM

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Birth
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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"MAMA, MAMA" JOKE

CHILD: MAMA, MAMA, WHY IS DADDY RUNNING?
MOTHER: SHUT UP AND RELOAD.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): PATRICIDE

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Street Trip Relations between relatives, friends, host and guest Social class Rank
CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Entertainment Diversion

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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"MAMA, MAMA" JOKE

CHILD: MAMA, MAMA, I DON'T WANT TO RUN IN CIRCLES.
MOTHER: SHUT UP, OR I'LL NAIL YOUR OTHER FOOT TO THE FLOOR.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): CRUEL MOTHER ; CRUELTY

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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"MAMA, MAMA" JOKE

CHILD: MAMA, MAMA, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO FRANCE.
MOTHER: SHUT UP AND KEEP SWIMMING.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): CRUEL MOTHER ; CRUELTY

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
Food Drink -- Food

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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"MAMA, MAMA" JOKE

CHILD: MAMA, MAMA, TOMMY THREW UP AND LINDA IS EATING ALL THE
BIG PIECES.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
Food Drink -- Food

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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"MAMA, MAMA" JOKE

CHILD: MAMA, MAMA, YOU KNOW I HATE MY SISTER'S GUTS.
MOTHER: SHUT UP AND KEEP EATING.
THIS ITEM WAS COLLECTED WITH MANY SIMILAR ITEMS THROUGH
NUMEROUS MEETINGS AT VARIOUS BARS IN DETROIT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): CANNIBALISM

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
Food Drink -- Food

Date learned: 00001970S ; 03-00-1980

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A COMMON JOKE FROM MEXICO.

AMONG THE SEMI-RELIGIOUS IS THAT JESUS WILL NEVER RETURN, BECAUSE
HE WAS SO BADLY MISTREATED THE FIRST TIME HE CAME.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROSEVILLE

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Religious hero
PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 04-00-1980

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MOMMY, MOMMY, MY PIGTAILS ARE TOO TIGHT}

Submitter comment: AS INFORMANT SAID THIS HE TOOK HIS INDEX FINGERS AND PULLED THE
OUTER CORNERS OF HIS EYES UNTIL THEY WERE NEARLY CLOSED.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SAINT CLAIR SHORES

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
SPEECH -- Gesture

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MOMMY, MOMMY, I SWALLOWED MY TOOTH BRUSH}

Submitter comment: AS INFORMANT SAID THIS, HE GRABBED THE SKIN ON EITHER SIDE OF HIS
NECK AND PULLED IT IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS TO SIMULATE THE PRESENCE
OF A TOOTHBRUSH LODGED LENGTHWISE IN HIS THROAT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SAINT CLAIR SHORES

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
SPEECH -- Gesture

Date learned: 02-06-1980

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FLORIDA WEATHER BELIEF

"DADDY USED TO TELL US THAT THE SUNSHINE IN FLORIDA WAS SO HEALTHY,
NO ONE EVER DIED, AND THAT'S WHY THE POOREST MEN
IN FLORIDA WERE THOSE WHO SELL CEMETERY PLOTS".

Where learned: OHIO ; FLORIDA ; ALLIANCE ; EUSTIS

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
BELIEF -- Sun
BELIEF -- Air Weather Fire
BELIEF -- Weather sign or control

Date learned: 11-13-1980 ; 00001920S

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THE TEA JOKE

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE INDIAN WHO WON THE TEA DRINKING CONTEST?
HE DRANK 2,000 CUPS OF TEA, AND THE NEXT DAY THEY FOUND HIM DEAD
IN HIS TEE-PEE}

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN

James Callow Keyword(s): SLANG: PEE FOR URINE

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WHO WAS SO LAZY THAT HE MARRIED A
PREGNANT LADY}

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

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THERE WAS A MAN WHO WAS SO SLOW THAT HE MADE RIP VAN WINKLE
LOOK LIKE A HYPER ACTIVE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 11-28-1980

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BASEBALL JOKE

WHY DOES IT TAKE LONGER TO RUN FROM SECOND BASE TO THIRD BASE
THAN IT DOES TO RUN FROM FIRST BASE TO SECOND BASE?
BECAUSE THERE IS A SHORT-STOP IN THE MIDDLE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DEARBORN

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

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ITALIAN WOMEN

WHAT DO THEY CALL A BATHTUB FULL OF ITALIAN WOMEN?
THE BAY OF PIGS.

Submitter comment: THE BAY OF PIGS HAS SIGNIFICANCE IN THIS JOKE, BECAUSE
THERE IS ACTUALLY A PLACE HAVING THAT NAME.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

James Callow Keyword(s): ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW CUBA'S CASTRO. ; CUBA ; KENNEDY'S PRESIDENCY, ALLUDING TO FAILURE OF ; POLITICAL REFERENCE TO INCIDENT DURING JOHN F.

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
ITAL

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