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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THIS NIGGER WOMAN
WHO HAD A MAGIC MIRROR. ONE DAY SHE WENT UP TO IT
AND SAID: "MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL, WHO IS THE
FAIREST OF THEM ALL". THE MIRROR REPLIED:
"SLEEPING BEAUTY IS, YOU BLACK BITCH, AND DON'T YOU
FORGET IT."

Submitter comment: THE INFORMANT HEARD THE JOKE IN CHICAGO.

Where learned: NOT GIVEN

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
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Date learned: NOT GIVEN

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PLANT CUREALLS

MR. LEHR WAS OUT HUNTING ON HARSEN'S ISLAND. HE MET AN INDIAN WHO
TOLD HIM ABOUT A WONDERFUL CURE FOR ALL TYPES OF DISEASES, PARALYSIS,
ETC. THE INDIAN GAVE HIM SOME SMALL CLEAR CAPSULES. THE CAPSULES
SMELLED LIKE THE SAP FROM BALSAM TREES. BOTH HE AND I TOOK A CAPSULE
AND WE BOTH BURPED BALSAM TREE SMELL FOR TWO DAYS. NEEDLESS TO SAY
THE REST OF THE PILLS STILL REMAIN IN HIS DRESSER DRAWER.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; WARREN

Subject headings: Favorites
PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
BELIEF -- Method of Curing

Date learned: 01-24-1967

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SHOE JOKES

HE WOULD "LACE" HIS TEA WITH BRANDY.

Submitter comment: PUN

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROSEVILLE

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1977

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SHOE JOKES

HE WAS NO "HEEL".

Submitter comment: INFORMANT AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT DIFFERENT TYPES OF JOKES, WHEN
WE BOTH CAME UP WITH A FEW.
PUN

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROSEVILLE

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1977

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SHOE JOKES

HE HAD HIS "TONGUE" IN HIS CHEEK.

Submitter comment: ANOTHER DUMB SHOE JOKE.
PUN

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 10-00-1977

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IT WAS ABOUT A MAN WHO WON A GOOSE AND HE WAS VERY SELFISH, BUT
SINCE IT WAS THANKSGIVING HE HAD ALL HIS FRIENDS OVER FOR
A GREAT BIG FEAST. HE HAD THEM ALL SITTING AROUND THE TABLE - AND HE
TOLD THEM (SHOWING THE GOOSE) WHOEVER ATE THE MOST POTATOES WOULD
EAT THE MOST GOOSE. SO EVERYBODY WAS HELPING THEMSELVES TO POTATOES
AND THEY ATE MORE AND MORE. FINALLY, WHEN THE GOOSE WAS BROUGHT OUT,
HE SAID "OK, WHO WANTS SOME GOOSE NOW?", AND THEY WERE ALL TOO FULL
FROM EATING THE POTATOES- SO HE GOT TO EAT THE GOOSE HIMSELF.

Submitter comment: ELAINE SAID HER GRANDMA ALWAYS TOLD THIS STORY EVERY THANKSGIVING
AND IT WAS A TRADITIONAL CUSTOM AT HER HOUSE. SHE SAID ONCE SHE
HAS HER OWN FAMILY, SHE WILL CARRY IT ON.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SOUTHFIELD

James Callow Keyword(s): TRICKSTER

Subject headings: Favorites
PROSE NARRATIVE -- Religious hero
PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
BELIEF -- Custom

Date learned: 00-00-1969

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VALUES

THE BOY WAS OLD ENOUGH NOW TO GO TO CHURCH ON HIS OWN. EVERY SUNDAY
THE BOY'S MOTHER WOULD GIVE HIM TWO NICKELS: ONE FOR THE COLLECTION
PLATE AND THE OTHER NICKEL WAS TO BE USED TO BUY HIMSELF A BAG OF
JELLY BEANS. ONE SUNDAY THE BOY WAS TAKING HIS USUAL ROUTE BUT
HAPPENED TO BE IN A GOOD MOOD AND DECIDED TO SKIP ALL THE
WAY. WELL, IT HAPPENED THAT ONE NICKEL FELL OUT OF HIS HAND AND
IT ROLLED AND ROLLED AND HE CHASED AND CHASED BUT HE JUST COULDN'T
REACH IT AND IT FELL INTO THE SEWER. THE BOY TURNED HIS HEAD UPWARD
TOWARDS HEAVEN AND SAID "WELL, GOD, THERE GOES YOUR NICKEL."

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BERKELEY

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

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POPE JOKE

DID YOU HEAR THAT CARDINAL SICOLA IS IN THE RUNNING FOR POPE?
IF HE WERE CHOSEN THEN WE WOULD HAVE POPE SICOLA

Submitter comment: A RASH OF JOKES BEGAN IN 1978 RIGHT AROUND THE TIME OF THE
SELECTION OF THE NEW POLISH POPE. THESE JOKES ARE REALLY JUST
STANDARD POLISH JOKES WITH A RELIGIOUS TWIST.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; MILFORD

James Callow Keyword(s): PUN ON PEPSI COLA, A SOFT DRINK

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1979

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HELEN KELLER JOKE

HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HERSELF? SHE TRIED TO READ THE
WAFFLE IRON.

Submitter comment: COLLEGE STUDENT HUMOR SEEMS TO LEAN TOWARD THE MACABRE. THE MORE
GRUESOME IT SEEMS THE BETTER. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1976

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HELEN KELLER JOKE

HOW DID HELEN KELLER'S PARENTS PUNISH HER? THEY REARRANGED
THE FURNITURE.

Submitter comment: COLLEGE STUDENT HUMOR SEEMS TO LEAN TOWARD THE MACABRE. THE MORE
GRUESOME IT SEEMS THE BETTER. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1976

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HELEN KELLER JOKE

HOW DID HELEN KELLER'S PARENTS PUNISH HER? THEY REPLACED HER
VIBRATOR WITH A SOLDERING IRON.

Submitter comment: COLLEGE STUDENT HUMOR SEEMS TO LEAN TOWARD THE MACABRE. THE MORE
GRUESOME IT SEEMS THE BETTER. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1976

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HELEN KELLER JOKE

HOW DID HELEN KELLER DIE? SHE FELL DOWN A WELL, BROKE BOTH HER
ARMS AND COULDN'T SCREAM FOR HELP.

Submitter comment: COLLEGE STUDENT HUMOR SEEMS TO LEAN TOWARD THE MACABRE. THE MORE
GRUESOME IT SEEMS THE BETTER. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1976

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MOMMY MOMMY JOKE

MOMMY MOMMY WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS IN JULY? SHUT UP
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE LEUKEMIA.

Submitter comment: COLLEGE STUDENT HUMOR SEEMS TO LEAN TOWARD THE MACABRE. THE MORE
GRUESOME IT SEEMS THE BETTER. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1976

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MOMMY MOMMY JOKE

MOMMY MOMMY I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO EUROPE. SHUT UP AND KEEP SWIMMING.

Submitter comment: COLLEGE STUDENT HUMOR SEEMS TO LEAN TOWARD THE MACABRE. THE MORE
GRUESOME IT SEEMS THE BETTER. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1976

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BABY JOKE

WHAT IS RED AND WHITE AND SITS IN THE CORNER? A BABY CHEWING ON
A RAZOR BLADE.

Submitter comment: COLLEGE STUDENT HUMOR SEEMS TO LEAN TOWARD THE MACABRE. THE MORE
GRUESOME IT SEEMS THE BETTER. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1976

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BABY JOKE

WHAT IS WORSE THAN A PILE OF DEAD BABIES? A PILE OF DEAD BABIES WITH
A LIVE ONE IN THE MIDDLE EATING ITS WAY OUT.

Submitter comment: COLLEGE STUDENT HUMOR SEEMS TO LEAN TOWARD THE MACABRE. THE MORE
GRUESOME IT SEEMS THE BETTER. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE.

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00-00-1976

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POPE JOHN PAUL JOKE

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POPE'S FIRST MIRACLE? HE MADE A BLIND MAN DEAF

Submitter comment:

SINCE THE POLISH POPE WAS ELECTED IN 1978, A PLETHORA OF HYBRID
POLISH-RELIGIOUS JOKES HAVE BEEN CIRCULATING. THESE ARE EXAMPLES.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; MILFORD

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 00-00-1978

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POPE JOHN PAUL JOKE

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW VESTMENTS REQUIRED AT THE VATICAN?
THEY HAVE TO WEAR BOWLING SHIRTS AND TENNIS SHOES.

Submitter comment:

SINCE THE POLISH POPE WAS ELECTED IN 1978, A PLETHORA OF HYBRID
POLISH-RELIGIOUS JOKES HAVE BEEN CIRCULATING. THESE ARE EXAMPLES.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; MILFORD

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 00-00-1978

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POPE JOHN PAUL JOKE

Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.

ALL THE URINALS AT THE VATICAN WERE RAISED. THE POPE WANTED
TO KEEP THE CARDINALS ON THEIR TOES.

Submitter comment:

SINCE THE POLISH POPE WAS ELECTED IN 1978, A PLETHORA OF HYBRID
POLISH-RELIGIOUS JOKES HAVE BEEN CIRCULATING. THESE ARE EXAMPLES.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; MILFORD

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote
BELIEF -- Poli

Date learned: 00-00-1978

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HELEN KELLER JOKES.

Q. HAVE YOU SEEN HELEN KELLER'S NEW CAR ? A. NEITHER HAS SHE.
Q. WHAT DID HELEN KELLER SAY WHEN SHE FELL OFF THE CLIFF ?
A. NOTHING.
Q. HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER HANDS ?
A. SHE TRIED TO READ THE WAFFLE IRON.
Q. HOW DO YOU DRIVE HELEN KELLER CRAZY ?
A. YOU MOVE THE FURNITURE IN THE ROOM.
Q. HAVE YOU SEEN HELEN KELLER'S NEW ACT ?
A. SHE SINGS WITH ONE HAND AND PLAYS THE PIANO WITH THE OTHER.

Submitter comment:

I FIRST HEARD THESE JOKES IN HIGH SCHOOL AT FRIEND'S SCHOOL IN
DETROIT.
I WENT TO FRIEND'S SCHOOL FOR FOUR YEARS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote

Date learned: 00001970'S

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