The James T. Callow Folklore Archive

HELEN KELLER JOKES.

Q. HAVE YOU SEEN HELEN KELLER'S NEW CAR ? A. NEITHER HAS SHE.
Q. WHAT DID HELEN KELLER SAY WHEN SHE FELL OFF THE CLIFF ?
A. NOTHING.
Q. HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER HANDS ?
A. SHE TRIED TO READ THE WAFFLE IRON.
Q. HOW DO YOU DRIVE HELEN KELLER CRAZY ?
A. YOU MOVE THE FURNITURE IN THE ROOM.
Q. HAVE YOU SEEN HELEN KELLER'S NEW ACT ?
A. SHE SINGS WITH ONE HAND AND PLAYS THE PIANO WITH THE OTHER.

Submitter comment:

I FIRST HEARD THESE JOKES IN HIGH SCHOOL AT FRIEND'S SCHOOL IN
DETROIT.
I WENT TO FRIEND'S SCHOOL FOR FOUR YEARS.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Date learned: 00001970'S