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THE LOOSE EYE
A MAN WENT INTO A HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE AND TOLD THE
MATRON, "I WANT TO GO AT IT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THIS
TIME." THE MATRON TOLD HIM SHE HAD JUST THE RIGHT
GIRL AND TOOK HIM TO THE PROPER GIRL'S ROOM.
AFTER HE ENTERED, THE GIRL TOOK OUT HER LEFT EYE,
PLACED IT ON THE TABLE, AND LET THE MAN SCREW HER
IN THE EYE. AFTER HE HAD FINISHED, HE TOLD HER
"YOU WERE GREAT, I'LL BE BACK SOON FOR MORE." SHE
QUICKLY REPLIED, "I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR YOU."
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
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Date learned: NOT GIVEN
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U. OF D.'S EXCOMMUNICATED PRIESTS
I HEARD THIS FROM A GAL AT U. OF D. WHO SHARES RIDES
WITH ME. IT SEEMS THAT WHEN FR. BLACKBURN WAS
HOLDING THE WEDDING REHEARSAL FOR FR. CROSS AND
THE GAL HE MARRIED, IT WAS HELD IN THE C. & F. CHAPEL.
THEY HAD SOMEONE GUARDING THE DOORS, BECAUSE IT WAS A
BLACK MASS.
Submitter comment:
TOLD TO ME IN A PHONE CONVERSATION SOMETIME AFTER
FRS. CROSS AND BLACKBURN LEFT THE PRIESTHOOD.
MRS. BRENDAN MAC NAMARA AND JOAN RENAUD--NAMES ON
5 X 8 CARD.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
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Date learned: 08-00-1966
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THAT LOOK
DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT A PREGNANT WOMAN HAS THAT LOOK
SHE'S BEEN FUCKED ON HER FACE.
Submitter comment:
INFORMANT HEARD THIS ON THE CAMPUS OF UNIVERSITY OF
DETROIT HE DID NOT KNOW WHEN.,
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Woman Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 04-08-1965
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A FELLOW CAME INTO A BAR ONE NIGHT AND ORDERED A SCOTCH
AND WATER. THE BARTENDER BROUGHT IT TO HIM AND WALKED
AWAY. LESS THAN THIRTY SECONDS LATER, THE FELLOW WAS
CALLING FOR A REFILL. THIS HAPPENED FOUR TIMES, AND BY
THIS TIME, THE FELLOW WAS QUITE BLASTED. HE THEN
STARTED SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY RIGHT THERE IN THE BAR.
THE BARTENDER, A SOFT-HEARTED, SYMPATHETIC MAN, CAME OVER
AND ASKED HIM WHAT THE PROBLEM WAS. THE FELLOW REPLIED
THAT HE WAS A SONGWRITER AND HE THOUGHT THAT HE WROTE
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SONGS IN THE WORLD. THE BARTENDER
SAID, "WELL, WHATCHA CRYING FOR, THEN?" THE FELLOW SAID
THAT NOBODY WANTED TO PUBLISH HIS WORKS. WELL, THE
BARTENDER COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY, IF THE MUSIC WAS SO
BEAUTIFUL, NOBODY WOULD PUBLISH IT. HE SAID, "LISTEN
HAVE YOU GOT ANY OF YOUR SONGS WITH YOU?" THE GUY SAID
YES, HE DID, HIS MOST BEAUTIFUL ONE, IN FACT. THE
BARTENDER SAID HE'D GIVE IT TO HIS PIANO PLAYER
AND LET HIM AND THE PEOPLE IN THE BAR BE THE JUDGES.
HE HANDED THE SCORE TO THE PIANO PLAYER, WHO STUDIED
IT A SECOND AND THEN BEGAN TO PLAY. A HUSH FELL OVER
THE WHOLE BAR AS THE MUSIC CAUGHT EVERYONE'S ATTENTION.
THE PEOPLE WERE HELD HYPNOTIZED FOR THE WHOLE SONG AND,
WHEN THE SONG WAS OVER, THEY BROKE INTO THUNDEROUS
APPLAUSE. THE OVATION LASTED A GOOD TWO MINUTES. WHEN
IT WAS OVER, THE BARTENDER RUSHED OVER TO THE MAN AND
SAID, "THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SONG I'VE EVER HEARD.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. I SIMPLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU WOULD EVER HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING THAT KIND
OF MUSIC PUBLISHED. WHY, IT WOULD BE AN OVERNIGHT HIT.
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT ANYWAY?" THE MAN LOOKED UP, AND
ANSWERED, "I CALL IT 'I LOVE YOU SO FUCKIN' MUCH I COULD
JUST SHIT."
Submitter comment:
I HEARD THIS ONE FROM BOB ON A NIGHT OF QUITE HIGH
REVELRY AT A LOCAL PUB NEAR MY HOME.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
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THIS GUY WAS OUT ON A HUNTING TRIP, WHEN SUDDENLY HE
FELT THAT NATURE MUST TAKE ITS COURSE. HE DUCKED BEHIND
A TREE AND PROCEEDED TO RELIEVE HIS KIDNEYS. THERE WAS
ANOTHER HUNTER ABOUT FIFTY YARDS AWAY WHO SAW THE BUSHES
MOVE AND, THINKING IT WAS A DEER, LET HIM HAVE IT WITH
BOTH BARRELS OF A 12 GAUGE SHOTFGUN. HE GOT HIM RIGHT IN
THE PECKER. THE GUY LET OUT A SCREAM AND, NOT KNOWING
WHAT TO DO, WRAPPED IT UP IN A HANDERCHIEF AND RAN TO
THE NEAREST DOCTOR. HE CAME IN AND SAYS, "DOC, I'VE GOT
A PROBLEM." THE DOC SAYS, "WE'VE ALL GOT PROBLEMS SON."
THEN HE SAYS, "NO, NO, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS." THEN HE
PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS. THE DOCTOR SAYS, "GRACIOUS,"
AND SCRATCHED HIS HEAD. THE FELLOW SAYS, "WHAT CAN YOU
DO FOR ME, DOC?" SO THE DOCTOR PULLED OUT A CARD AND
WROTE DOWN A NAME AND ADDRESS. THE GUY SAYS, "WHO'S
THIS, A SPECIALIST?" THE DOCTOR SAYS, "NO, HE'S MY
BROTHER, A CLARINET PLAYER. HE CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO
FINGER IT SO THAT YOU DON'T PISS ALL OVER YOURSELF."
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
James Callow Keyword(s): PENIS ; URINATE
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Man Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 05-22-1965
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A MAN WAS DRIVING DOWN SOUTH. ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE SMACKED
INTO A BUSLOAD OF NIGGERS. HE GOT OUT, GRABBED A SHOVEL,
DUG A BIG HOLE AND THREW ALL THE BODIES IN. THE STATE
TROOPERS CAME ALONG AND ASKED HIM WHAT HAD HAPPENED.
WHEN HE TOLD THEM, ONE TROOPER ASKED, "DID YOU CHECK
TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY WERE ALL REALLY DEAD BEFORE
YOU BURIED THEM?" THE GUY LOOKED AT THE TROOPER AND
SAID, "WELL, THERE WAS A COUPLE OF 'EM KEPT YELLIN 'I'S ALIVE,
I'S ALIVE' BUT YOU KNOW WHAT A BUNCHA LYIN BASTARDS THEM
NIGGERS ARE."
Submitter comment:
MR. BOZICH HEARD THIS JOKE IN DETROIT BUT DOESN'T REMEMBER
THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
James Callow Keyword(s): RACISM
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Man Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 12-00-1963
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THE COUNTRY MOUSE
THERE WAS THIS CITY MOUSE WHO HAD HIS COUSIN FROM THE
COUNTRY OVER FOR THE WEEKEND. THE COUNTRY MOUSE WAS
REALLY A HICK. HE KNEW VERY LITTLE ABOUT NOTHING.
SATURDAY EVENING THE CITY MOUSE DECIDED THAT THEY
WOULD GO OUT AND PICK UP SOME WOMEN. THE COUNTRY
MOUSE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO HIS FRIEND TOLD
HIM TO FOLLOW HIS EVERY ACTION AND HE WOULD DO ALL
RIGHT. WHILE THEY WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, THEY
SPIED THIS SHARP LITTLE MOUSE STANDING ON THE CORNER.
THE CITY MOUSE REMINDED THE COUNTRY MOUSE TO WATCH
HIS EVERY MOVE. THE CITY MOUSE WENT UP TO HER AND
SAID: "OH, YOU BEAUTIFUL WITCH, WITH SPARKLING EYES
AND ALLURING LIPS THY BEAUTY LIES BETWEIXT THY
THIGHS, AND THAT IS WHAT I IDOLIZE...SHAKESPEARE."
THE GIRL THEN TOOK HIS ARM AND THEY WALKED OFF. THE
COUNTRY MOUSE THEN SPIED A SHARP LITTLE NUMBER ON
THE OTHER STREET CORNER. HE WALKED UP TO HER AND
SAID, "OH YOU SON OF A BITCH, WITH CROSSED EYES
AND CHAPPED LIPS, YOUR CUNT LIES BETWEEN YOUR
THIGHS, AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES MY PECKER RISE....
SNAKESHIT."
Submitter comment:
THE INFORMANT STATED THAT HE HEARD THIS ABOUT FOUR
YEARS AGO AND THAT FOR SOME REASON IT HAS ALWAYS
STUCK WITH HIM.
Data entry tech comment: SMUT USUALLY DOES THAT!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Formula tale Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 04-12-1965
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THE BOY WHO RAN AWAY
AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY RAN AWAY FROM HOME AND WENT TO THE
PLANE STATION TO BUY A PLANE TICKET. HE ASKED THE LADY
FOR A TICKET TO TIJUANA, MEXICO. THE LADY SAID, "LITTLE
BOY, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO TIJUANA." THE BOY REPLIED,
"I KNOW WHAT I WANT, I WANT WHAT I WANT AND I'VE GOT
THE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT." SO THE BOY GOT OFF THE PLANE
IN TIJUANA AND GOT INTO A CAB. THE LITTLE BOY SAID,
"TAKE ME TO THE DIRTIEST WHORE HOUSE IN THE CITY."
THE CAB DRIVER ANSWERED, "LITTLE BOY, YU DON'T WANT
TO GO TO THE DIRTIEST WHORE HOUSE IN THE CITY."
THE BOY ANSWERED, "I KNOW WHAT I WANT, I WANT WHAT I
WANT AND I'VE GOT THE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT."
THE LITTLE BOY WALKED INTO THE DIRTIEST WHORE HOUSE IN
THE CITY AND ASKED THE MADAME FOR THE GRUBBIEST WHORE
SHE HAD. SHE REPLIED, "LITTLE BOY, YOU DON'T WANT
THE GRUBBIEST WHORE THAT I HAVE." THE BOY ANSWERED
"I KNOW WHAT I WANT, I WANT WHAT I WANT AND I'VE GOT
THE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT."
SO THE LITTLE BOY FINALLY GOT HOME AND A FRIEND OF
HIS ASKED HIM WHY HE DID ALL THIS. THE BOY ANSWERED,
"I WANTED TO GET SYPHILIS. I GAVE IT TO THE BABY
SITTER AND SHE GAVE IT TO MY FATHER. MY FATHER GAVE
IT TO MY MOTHER AND SHE GAVE IT TO THE MILKMAN AND
THAT WAS THE MOTHER-FUCKER I WANTED TO GET."
Submitter comment:
THE INFORMANT HEARD THIS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT
STUDENT UNION ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
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Date learned: 01-00-1965
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THIS GUY WAS IN A PUBLIC JOHN, TAKING A WHIZ. THIS
COLORED FELLOW COMES IN AND USES THE URINAL NEXT TO HIM.
THE WHITE GUY LOOKS DOWN AND NOTICES THE COLORED MAN'S
PECKER. HE SAYS, "SAY THERE. HOW COME YOU COLORED
FOLKS HAVE SUCH LONG COCKS?" THE COLORED MAN SAYS,
"WELL, I'LL TELL YOU. IT'S THE WAY WE COPULATE. WE
PUSH IN REAL (UNDERLINED) FAR, AND PULL IT OUT REAL
(UNDERLINED) SLOW." THE WHITE MAN SAYS, "OH, IF
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT, I THINK I'LL GIVE IT A TRY."
SO, HE GOES HOME THAT NIGHT AND TRIES IT. HE DOES
THIS FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS. ONE DAY IN THE JOHN, HE
NOTICES THAT IT IS GETTING LONGER. SO, HE GOES HOME
THAT NIGHT ALL EXCITED. HE CLIMBS IN BED WITH HIS WIFE,
AND SAYS, "SAY, HONEY, HAVE YOU NOTICED ANYTHING
DIFFERENT LATELY?" AND SHE SAYS, "YES. YOU HAVE
BEEN FUCKING LIKE A NIGGER LATELY."
Where learned: NOT GIVEN
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Date learned: 05-22-1965
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THE OLD MIDWIFE
DOWN IN KENTUCKY A LONG TIME AGO, THEY USED TO HAVE
MIDWIVES AND MID-MEN TO HELP DELIVER BABIES. WELL, THIS
ONE WOMAN WAS HAVIN' TROUBLE, SO SHE NEEDED SOME HELP.
WHAT THESE MID-MEN AND WOMEN WOULD DO WAS, THE MAN
WOULD SIT ON A CHAIR, THE PREGNANT WOMAN WOULD LAY ON
HIS LAP, AND THE MIDWIFE WOULD HELP THE BABY COME OUT.
LIKE I SAID, THIS ONE PREGNANT WOMAN WAS HAVIN'
TROUBLE. THE BABY JUST WOULDN'T COME; SO SHE LAID ON
THE MAN'S LAP. THE MIDWIFE STARTED TO FEEL AROUND BETWEEN
THE WOMAN'S LEGS. PRETTY SOON, THE MAN STARTED YELLIN'
"WOMAN, YOU BETTER LET GO." THE OLD MIDWIFE SAID, "I
THINK IT'S COMIN', I CAN FEEL SOMETHING." THE OLD MAN
SAID AGAIN, "WOOOMAAN, YOU'D BETTER LEGGO." BUT SHE KEPT
RIGHT ON FEELING AROUND. ALL THIS TIME THE WOMAN HAVING
THE BABY WAS YELLIN' "OOOOOWWWW!" "FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WOMAN, LEGGO!" SAID THE MAN. THE MIDWIFE ALL OF A
SUDDEN SAYS, "I'VE GOT (IT) NOW, AND I THINK IT'S A BOY,
'CAUSE I CAN FEEL ITS HEAD!" THE OLD MAN SAID, "YOU'D
BETTER LEGGO RIGHT NOW, 'CAUSE THAT AIN'T NO HEAD OF NO
BABY YOU GOT. YOU'D BETTER LEGGO, CAUSE YOU GOT A
HOLD OF MY COCK!!"
Submitter comment:
THE INFORMANT HEARD THIS STORY IN A "BEER GARDEN" IN
SALYERSVILLE, KENTUCKY.
Where learned: KENTUCKY ; SALYERSVILLE
James Callow Keyword(s): PENIS
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 04-19-1965
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FRATERNITY RITUAL
THE FOLLOWING IS A PRACTICE SOME FRATERNITIES HAVE.
IT IS KNOWN AS A "CIRCLE JERK." IT CONSISTS, USUALLY,
OF A BUNCH OF GUYS GATHERED AROUND IN A CIRCLE,
DRINKING BEER, SOMETIMES WITH A FIRE IN THE CENTER.
THEN ONE FELLOW JERKS OFF AND THE FELLOW NEXT TO HIM
DOES THE SAME THING, WHEN THE FIRST IS FINISHED,
UNTIL THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETED.
Data entry tech comment: IF THIS MEANS WHAT I THINK IT MEANS, MARK WITH XX.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; PLYMOUTH
| Subject headings: | CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Entertainment Diversion Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN
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Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN,
THIS IF FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR FUN.
Submitter comment:
THIS VERSE HAS BEEN AROUND LONGER THAN I CAN REMEMBER. IT IS
SAID TO HAVE ORIGINATED IN A BOOT CAMP DURING WORLD WAR II,
WHEN A SGT. GOT P.O'D AT A BOOT (BUCK PRIVATE) FOR CALLING
HIS RIFLE A GUN. TO TEACH THE BOOT A LESSON, THE SGT. MADE
HIM WALK AROUND CAMP WITH NO PANTS ON, HIS RIFLE IN ONE HAND,
HIS PENIS IN THE OTHER RECITING THE ABOVE VERSE.
Keyword(s): HUMOR ; METONOMY ; MNEMONIC ; OBSCENE ; SEX ; WEAPONS
James Callow Keyword(s): ANGER ANGRY ; SERGEANT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Custom Festival C840.549 Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 00-00-1960
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FLUFUS BIRD
A FLUFUS BIRD IS A WILD WINGED MAMMAL
WHICH INHABITS THE NORTH ANARTIC
REGION, AND FLIES IN EVER-DECREASING CONCENTRIC CIRCLES UNTIL, WITH A
WHOOP AND A HOLLER, IT FLIES UP ITS OWN A...HOLE FROM WHICH VANTAGE
POINT IT VEERS AND SNEERS AT ITS ENEMY BELOW .
Submitter comment:
THE PLEDGES ARE REQUIRED TO KNOW THIS DEFINITION FOR THE ACTIVES
IN DELTA SIGMA PHI BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW WHEN OR BY WHOM IT WAS
STARTED.
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Bird CUSTOM FESTIVAL -- Initiation rite Hazing Filter - Mature Content |
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MILITARY MARCHING DRILL CADENCE
A YELLOW BIRD-
WITH A YELLOW BILL-
SITTING ON-
MY WINDOW SILL.
I COACHED HIM IN-
WITH CRUMBS OF BREAD-
AND THEN I SMASHED HIS FUCKING HEAD.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.
Data entry tech comment:
Keypunched by R.J.Miller 11/82
Updated by TRD 01/12
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; HARPER WOODS
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- War cries Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 10-00-1970
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BATMAN
BATMAN TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES,BATMAN, THE MOVIES WERE GROOVE.
BATMAN, TOOK ME TO HIS HOUSE, BATMAN, AND HE THREW ME ON THE COUCH
BATMAN, HE STRUCK IT IN EASY, BATMAN, IT CAME OUT GREASY, BATMAN.
Where learned: DETROIT ; PARENTS HOME
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COUNTING RHYME
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
"ANOTHER METHOD OF DETERMINING WHO'S 'IT' IS THE SAYING: 'EE-
NEE-MEE-NEE-MY-NEE-MO, CATCH A NIG-GER BY HIS TOE. IF HE HOL-
LERS, LET HIM GO. EE-NEE-MEE-NEE-MY-NEE-MO.' AGAIN, EACH
PLAYERS FOOT IS TAPPED ONCE WITH ONE SYLLABLE EACH. THE PERSON
TAPPED ON THE LAST 'MO' IS 'IT.'"
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; SAINT CLAIR
James Callow Keyword(s): NIGGER
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- Game Verse Game Verse Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: 04-00-1984
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RIDDLE
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR TONSILS REMOVED?
A TONSILECTOMY.
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR APPENDIX REMOVED?
AN APPENDECTOMY.
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A WOMAN WANTS HER SEX CHANGED?
ADD-A-DICK-TO-ME.
Submitter comment: I WAS SHOCKED BECAUSE I DIDN'T EXPECT SUCH AN ANSWER.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
Keyword(s): ANATOMY
James Callow Keyword(s): SLANG: DICK FOR PENIS
| Subject headings: | RIDDLE -- Riddle Question Filter - Mature Content |
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A MAN AND AN OCTOPUS WALKED INTO A BAR. THE MAN ORDERED A
DIET COKE WHILE THE OCTOPUS ORDERED A GIN AND TONIC.
"GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE, "SNAPPED THE BARTENDER.
"YOU CAN'T THROW HIM OUT," SAID THE MAN. "HE'S SPECIAL.
HE CAN PLAY ANY OF THOSE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS HANGING
OVER THE BAR."
"BULLSHIT!" SAID THE BARTENDER. "I'LL BET YOU A WHOLE
ROUND OF DRINKS HE CAN'T."
THE MAN AGREED. THE BARTENDER GAVE THE OCTOPUS A TROM-
BONE, AND HE PLAYED IT. HE THEN GAVE THE OCTOPUS A FLUTE,
SAXOPHONE, A HORN, A GUITAR, AND THEN A SET OF DRUMS.
SURE ENOUGH, THE OCTOPUS PLAYED THEM ALL, AND THE MAN WON A
FREE ROUND OF DRINKS.
A CROWD OF PEOPLE NOW WAS GATHERING, AND THE BARTENDER FIGURED
THAT THE OCTOPUS WAS GOOD FOR BUSINESS.
"LOOK, BUDDY," HE SAID TO THE MAN, "I'LL BET YOU THE VALUE OF
MY WHOLE FUCKING BAR THAT I HAVE SOMETHING IN THE BACK ROOM
THAT HE CAN'T PLAY."
THE MAN AGREED, AND THE BARTENDER BROUGHT OUT A SET OF
BAGPIPES, AND HANDED THEM TO THE OCTOPUS. NO SOUND CAME
OUT.
"I WIN," SAID THE BARTENDER SMOOTHLY. "PAY UP."
"NOT SO FAST," ANSWERED THE MAN. "HE HAS TO GET DONE
SCREWING IT FIRST BEFORE HE PLAYS IT."
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
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WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND IN MY PRIME I USE TO GET WITH DELTAS ALL THE
TIME; BUT NOW THAT I'M OLDER , WISER AND GREAT, I WOULDN'T FUCK
NOTHING BUT AN AKA; IN THE FRONT , IN THE BACK; TIL THE FREAK SAY
CUT SOME SLACK, YO! TIL THE FREAK HAVE A HEART ATTACK, YO! GET OFF
SKEE SKEE GODDAM, MAKE LOVE TO A KAPPA MAN; AW! AW! AW!
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | Ballad Song Dance Game Music Verse -- C230 Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR
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IT WAS THIS LADY WHO NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND AND HER MOTHER NEVER
ALLOWED HER TO GO OUT ON DATES. SO ONE DAY AFTER SCHOOL THE GIRL
DIDN'T COME HOME AND THE MOTHER WAS FURIOUS. AROUND 3:00AM THE GIRL
CAME HOME AND THE MOTHER WAS READY TO BEAT HER BUTT; BUT THE GIRL
SAID MOMA BEFOR YOU WHIP ME CAN I ASK YOU TWO QUESTIONS? THE MOTHER
SAID WHAT? THE GIRL SAID, MOMA, WHAT'S THOSE TWO THINGS BETWEEN A
MAN'S LEG? THE MOTHER SAID,"THOSE ARE CALLED BALLS". THEN THE GIRL
ASKED "WHAT'S THAT LONG THING BETWEEN A MAN'S LEG?" THE MOTHER SAID
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, THAT'S CALLED A DICK." THE GIRL LOOKED
SHOCKED, AND SAID "WHY THAT MOTHERFUCKER, HE TOLD ME THAT WAS A
TRUMPET AND I BLOW ON IT ALL NIGHT LONG.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote Filter - Mature Content |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN BY COLLECTOR