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LOCKED UP

IF YOU WERE LOCKED UP IN A ROOM AND ALL YOU HAD
IN THE ROOM WAS A BED AND A CALENDAR
HOW WOULD YOU SURVIVE?
DRINK FROM THE SPRINGS OF THE BED, AND
EAT THE DATES OFF THE CALENDAR.

Submitter comment: I LEARNED THIS JOKE WHEN I WAS LIVING IN DETROIT FROM A FRIEND.

Where learned: DETROIT

Keyword(s): CONUNDRUM PUN

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-11-1967