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JOKE

"HOW FAR CAN A DOG RUN INTO THE WOODS?"
-- "HALF WAY, BECAUSE THE OTHER HALF HE'S RUNNING OUT
OF THE WOODS."

Submitter comment: INFORMANT HEARD THIS FROM HIS OLDER BROTHER WHO IS A
SCHOOL TEACHER AND LEARNED IT WHEN HE WAS STILL STUDYING
EDUCATION.

Where learned: HOME ; MICHIGAN ; DETROIT ; TOLD AT

Keyword(s): DISTANCE MEASURE

Subject headings: RIDDLE -- Riddle Question

Date learned: 11-02-1971

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