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WHY DOES THE ELEPHANT WEAR RED TENNIS SHOES?
BECAUSE HIS BLUE ONES ARE IN THE LAUNDRY.

Submitter comment: FROM SIXTH GRADE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT

Subject headings: --

Date learned: 11-10-1971

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