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FORMULA SPEECH

WHILE HOLDING YOUR TONGUE SAY: "MOLASSES ON THE TABLE."
IT COMES OUT: MY ASS IS ON THE TABLE.
HE LEARNED THIS FROM A FRIEND OF HIS AT AUSTIN HIGH SCHOOL.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; HIS HOME ; DETROIT ; 18051 MACK

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: 10-21-1971

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