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WHILE HOLDING YOUR TONGUE SAY: "MOLASSES ON THE TABLE."
IT COMES OUT: MY ASS IS ON THE TABLE.
HE LEARNED THIS FROM A FRIEND OF HIS AT AUSTIN HIGH SCHOOL.