"BARGE-BOTTOM"

ONE SUMMMER OUR FAMILY RENTED A CABIN WITH A BOAT. ONCE, MY
SISTER AND I GOT IN THE BOAT AND IT STARTED ROCKING.
WE BOTH SAT DOWN, CAUSING EVEN MORE MOTION. MY DAD CALLED
US BARGE-BOTTOMS BECAUSE OUR WEIGHT HAD CAUSED THE BOAT TO
SHIFT.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; 10410 SOMERSET ; DETROIT