NOT GIVEN

UNCLE JOE WOKE IN THE MORNING WITH HIS BED OUTSIDE, AND HE WAS
SLEEPING IN IT THAT NIGHT. THERE WAS NO WAY OF GETTING THE BED
OUT WITHOUT DISASSEMBLING IT. HE HAD BEEN SPOOKED, AND FROM THAT
DAY ON, WAS CROSS-EYED.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; ROYAL OAK