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IF WE CANTELOPE, LETTUCE MARRY.

Submitter comment: ONE OF MY DAD'S FAVORITE LINES.
HE USED IT TO TEASE US, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE
WERE TOO SERIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; Flint

James Callow Keyword(s): CANTALOUPE ; PUN

Subject headings: SPEECH -- Formula

Date learned: 00-00-1977

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