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A MAN DIED AND WENT TO HELL. THE DEVIL SHOWED HIM THREE
ROOMS IN WHICH HE COULD SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY. THE
MAN WAS ALLOWED TO MAKE A CHOICE.
THE FIRST ROOM HAD A GROUP OF PEOPLE STANDING ON THEIR
HEADS ON A BRICK FLOOR. THE SECOND ROOM HAD A GROUP OF
PEOPLE STANDING ON THEIR HEADS ON A WOODEN FLOOR. THE THIRD
ROOM HAD A GROUP OF PEOPLE STANDING KNEE-DEEP IN SHIT AND
DRINKING COFFEE. THE MAN FIGURED THAT THIS WASN'T TOO BAD,
SO HE PICKED THE THIRD ROOM.
THE MAN ENTERED THE ROOM AND PICKED UP HIS COFFEE CUP.
THE DEVIL THEN CAME AND SAID: "OKAY, YOU TURKEYS. COFFEE
BREAK'S OVER. BACK ON YOUR HEADS FOR ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS."
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Jest Anecdote |
Date learned: 11-18-1987