TOAST

HERE'S TO THE GUYS WE LOVE. HERE'S TO THE GUYS WHO
LOVE US. IF THE GUYS WE LOVE DON'T LOVE US,
FORGET THE GUYS. HERE'S TO US!

Submitter comment: THIS TOAST IS USED MOSTLY BY ADOLESCENT GIRLS TO
HELP DISPEL THE PAIN OF UNREQUITED LOVE.

Where learned: MICHIGAN ; BIRMINGHAM