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POLISH JOKE
Historical record from James Callow Folklore Archive.
THREE SCIENTISTS, A GERMAN, AN ENGLISHMAN, AND A POLACK
WERE BRAGGING OF THEIR ACHIEVEMENTS. THE GERMAN SAID,
"WE WILL BE ON VENUS BY 1971." THE ENGLISHMAN SAID, "HO,
HO, WE'LL BE ON THE MOON BY 1970." THE POLACK LAUGHED
AND SAID, "FOOEY, WE'LL BE ON THE SUN BY THE END OF
THE MONTH."
"BUT YOU'LL BE BURNT TO DEATH IF YOU FLY TO THE SUN,"
SAID THE ENGLISHMAN AND THE GERMAN.
"NO, WE WON'T," SAID THE POLACK, "WE'LL GO AT NIGHT."
Where learned: MICHIGAN, ASSUMED ; LIVONIA
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Stupid man or woman |
Date learned: 00001967 SUMMER