MORON JOKE

THERE WAS A LITTLE MORON AND A BIG MORON SITTING ON TOP
OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. THE BIG MORON FELL OFF.
WHY DIDN'T THE LITTLE MORON?
BECAUSE HE WAS A LITTLE MORE ON.

Submitter comment:

I HEARD IT A LONG TIME AGO AND I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE.
I THINK THAT I HEARD IT IN GRADE SCHOOL.

Where learned: WASHINGTON DC

James Callow Keyword(s): PUN