ANECDOTE

COMMENTATOR: I WAS TALKING TO FATHER LOVELY AND HE
SAID TO ME, "SAY, JOHN, WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF A DUCK
FLIES UPSIDE DOWN?" AND JOHN SAYS, "GEE, FATHER,
I DON'T KNOW. WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF A DUCK FLIES
UPSIDE DOWN?" AND FATHER SAYS:
QUACK UP."

Where learned: UNIVERSITY OF DETROIT ; GREEK WEEK ; VARIETY SHOW