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SCHOOLTEACHER JOKE
THERE WAS THIS YOUNG AND VERY PRETTY SCHOOLTEACHER, WHO
TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAIL TO EUROPE
ON BOARD THE QUEEN ELIZABETH. SHE KEPT A DIARY OF HER
TRIP AND I HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS IT. THE SECTION
DEALING WITH HER WEEK-LONG CRUISE TO EUROPE WAS VERY
INTERESTING. IT READS AS FOLLOWS:
FIRST DAY, I MET THE CAPTAIN. HE IS VERY CHARMING.
SECOND DAY, THE CAPTAIN ASKED ME TO TAKE A STROLL
AROUND THE DECK WITH HIM. I ACCEPTED.
THIRD DAY. THE CAPTAIN ASKED ME TO HAVE DINNER WITH
HIM. I ACCEPTED.
FOURTH DAY. THE CAPTAIN ASKED ME TO HIS ROOM, I REFUSED.
FIFTH DAY. THE CAPTAIN ASKED ME TO GO TO BED WITH HIM.
I REFUSED. SIXTH DAY. THE CAPTAIN SAID THAT IF I
DID NOT GO TO BED WITH HIM, HE WOULD SINK THE SHIP
AND ALL SEVEN HUNDRED PEOPLE ON BOARD WOULD DIE.
SEVENTH DAY. I SAVED SEVEN HUNDRED LIVES.
Where learned: MICHIGAN ; DETROIT
| Subject headings: | PROSE NARRATIVE -- Woman |
Date learned: NOT GIVEN